It's funny to me

Britney and Anna a sad tale of two losers

2007-02-23T16:57:00.000-06:00

okay so i must be bored if i am writing on here again...lol
I wish i could be exciting or interesting so i could have some amazing stories to write on here but i don't so that doesn't quite work out now does it....lol
I can't even say that i have any interesting opinions on anything....
The world right now seems to be consumed with this whole Britney spears and Anna Nicole smith doohickey........and well i can't say that i am not. I log onto perezhilton.com every work day and read to see what new juicy event that has happened.
I don't know how i fell about either train wreck
as for Britney well that is just stupid the girl obviously realized that she had no talent and her looks had completely gone and well she just wasted a good part of her life on this stupid man. Well i wont say that the kids were a waste cause well they're kids and leave that at that.
Since i am also 25 i can't imagine what i would be feeling now knowing that at one point in my life i had it all the fame, the million dollar contracts the handsome wealthy and talented boyfriend and instead of riding that and becoming a supper star like Christina A..........well i still had the money but lost everything else including everyones respect. I can see why she went off the deep end that would just be well completely f***ing insane.
She really missed out in all the crap behaviour that all the other starlets her age were showing off in the past few years and well now after the 2 kids she is trying to catch up and well the world is hating her for it. The whole shaving her head thing....like heard on the radio the other day if your neighbour did it you wouldn't think twice about it...but Britney Spears does it and it shows up on CNN!!! That is just lame...lol....and i am totally lame for writ ting about it........but i already knew that...lol

I was in Mexico when i heard someone at another table say that Anna Nicole smith had died. I can actually say i felt sad for her. I think she was just a lost soul that was looking for guidance in all the wrong places. I never thought she was much of anything just another loser that found her 15mins of fame and hoped to get marshalls millions.
But like i said her death was just tragic if for nothing else for the child that will grow up with out a mother. However, i do believe that God works in mysterious ways and perhaps Anna's death was the best thing for this child

okay that is my two sense on that
have a great day

hi remember me

2006-08-23T11:24:00.000-06:00

okay so i had this nice long post and then.......nothing

i think that is one of the reasons that i stoped writing.....you put all this time into something and then it gone and well i usually never feel like writting again,
However, it has been a long time and i don't want to work......even though i am working...lol...it just got slow...yahoo

I do visit my site everyday....not to see if there are comments or to see how many people have visited....i haven;t checked that in months......and likely i am the only one.....but i do visit my links..heheehheee

There are so many good sites that i use to visit that have either died.....the blogger lost interest in writting or something else....got a life....boring..whatever

Others well all they do is complain about not getting comments...well suck it up crying about it isn't going to make people think oh i guess i should startdoing that...it makes them stop reading
case and point.......friskeycacouple.....started off relly great and i checked it daily....then they well they started getting off topic and not in a good way......and then the complaining started....no comments why do we write this wan wan wa.....i stoped reading for a few months and then went back. and still crying and threatening people to make a comment or the site would go off....like what the hell are you thinking....why would i want to leave a comment then and what the hell would i be commenting on......i read some peoples comments..please don't go we love you...or i never commented b4 pls stay on
pity comment.......sad and pathetic.....that site is no longer up........losers

A few blogs that i read from the beginning are now "famous" of sorts.......still totally z list.....but they have been able to turn a few bucks doing this and i think that is great. the nice this is that they keep posting...gotta love the entertainment

My life has been going pretty great
We are out in the new town now....30min to work......no tv no highspeed.....but i am happy and really that is all that really matters

i am really going to try to keep up with this agian...we'll see how it goes

looooooooooooooooooser

2006-06-23T14:54:00.000-06:00

okay so i am a big liar and never followed through with that post. Everything did work out for the best we have the house and wil be moving in soon.

It seems like everyday more and more sites are going down........the fear of employers reading it or stuff like that??
Who knows. I write at work but nothing bad about work. not like i am giving away company secrets or anything....lol... like i would know any. And i have gone off the whole naught side of ths blog. Why.....meh too many things happening to write about. and well i usally just forget or dont care and really i am the only one reading this blow so who cares right??

i am going to try and add more links...fun little items to pass the time at work...yahooo...i hope i can find some new good ones!!!

Nothing else much is new....hate the same people love the same people...wish i could kick the same people in the head no additons to any of those lists

I did have a few weeks vacation a while back......did nothing.......which sucked but oh well.

Looking to get a puppy and a dog and a cat....should be fun

stressing over everything as usuall

have an itch i can't scratch......hmmmm maybe.....got it...nice

thaat is about it

AHHHHH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO

2006-05-17T12:13:00.000-06:00

Okay what's up with the wonderful title you are thinking!!

Well our realtor called and he is all, i still have not gotten anything from the BANK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and we have until the 19th and if he doesn't send anything by then...............NO HOUSE!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS GUY
WFT guy...Travis Bruce is just aweful. I went into see him 2 weeks ago and everything was preapproved as of tuesday last week.....and soi faxed him everything he needed and still no freaking call back....so i call him and he's like oh i needed one extra sheet....wft why didn't he call and ask for it!!! WFT. i don't understand... you know i have never owned a home b4 and you know my telephone number and if you fucking need something then why the hell wouldn't you call me!!!!! i just don't get it.

So what happens when i get too stressed out.......wel lucky me i get sick... and not just normal sick the IBS decides to hit me and doubled over in pain.........AHHHH

Okay the realtor called me back while i was crying in my car.........said that travis is a total shit and that he is going to have the forms faxed in to him today...I CAN ONLY HOPE!!!

I"m stilll freaking out and sick...........but cross your fingers that everything works out!!!!!!!!

i'll keep you posted

2006-05-16T20:23:00.000-06:00

okay so its been a while...again i know. i think i have started a lot of blogs like that lately....but then again it doesn't seem that i am the only one that hasn't been writting. In fact a lot of the blogs that i read faithfully have gone to blogger heaven. I know how they feel...lol
I find that i am on my blog at lot reading links....but never writting...an why you ask.Well its like when you were a kid and you kept a journal at 1st you write all the time and then you lose interest! I suppose that is what is happening hear.....well maybe lazy is the better word. But its summer people are busy enjoying the great weather.

Things have been great between Cherry and myself....in fact.......WE BOUGHT A HOUSE!!!!!!! WOW
I am just so happy that half the time i am jumping up and down screaming and the other half ijust want to puke...lol
Its an older house it doesn't need to many upgrade and the people kept it in AMAZING shape........lol........the don't own a tv....so i guess what else do they have to do right...lol

I think i may keep a blog on the house now too....upgrades and what have ya...just as a base so i can remember all the shit i have looked at...lol

I don't really have any kinky stories to write about. i know....what's up with that...lol...but i have a feeling that i am the only one that reads this....so...i'm just going to keep the kinky shit to myself...lol

2006-03-16T22:58:00.000-06:00

okay fuck this i had this huge post and then nothing....ahhhhhhh

ICYYYYY day

2006-03-07T12:14:00.000-06:00

Okay so today I am wearing yellow
Just for those of you that wanted to know....lol I like yellow it is a very nice colour...hehehehehee

So for the past week I have been looking for a new job. one place called me back I called them back and they never returned my call...what's up with that....no idea..just sucks...But I don't think it was something that I really wanted to do...oh well let the search slowly continue

Yesterday I was at sobeys and I was these little dinners for 1...stirfries and chicken fried rice and what have ya...but I have no idea what they were called. I usually shop at safeway so I hope I can find them there...I should be able too

At work we have to move desks which means little ole me no longer has a desk....which sucks and the big move is going to happen on a day when I am not here..so someone will get a desk that has been here for 6 months I will get nothing. Talk about unfair...oh well I think we will eventually all get our own desks...or we shall see at least

Today I woke up to find that it had been raining all night which meant...yep you guessed it pure ice everywhere....it was like a skating rink...way to icy for me i'm not even going to bother t go home today cause I know I will get stuck and well I will leave that to happen as late in the day as possible

What do dreams really mean??
Last night I dreamt that my parents took my on this exotic vacation with their friends for my 25th birthday however, my mom ends up getting pregnant at 52 years of age and they forget about my birthday and tell me they no longer want me as a child. there friends rally arround me and we go on this crazy trip though the mountains. When we get back my parents have set this sea monster on me to kill me. I start to go crazy and finally my boyfriend comes to save me and my dad pays for his trip.

What does that mean....it was just crazy!!!
I have crazy dreams everynight but that one made me toss and turn all night that I don't think I slept much at all....just crazy

today is going soooooooooooooo slow at work today...like way toooooo slow....but I guess I can't complain too much I didn't want to work and really I haven't had to do much its been that quite here. and I am almost done its 12:40 and i'm gone a 2...I can only hope that the streets are a wee bit less icy cause I HATE the icy...i'm too afraid to fall

k I will end this boring post.....now

2006-03-06T12:02:00.000-06:00

Okay so it is officaly march now and the weather gods have become upset and decided to unleash soooooo much snow....well bite me is all i have to say to that...just too much snow to handle.
The thing i hate most about it is that people are too lazy to shovel out their parking spots on the steets and just choose to park in the middle of the road!?!?
Really people why do you think it is okay to park in the middle of the street so people can get buy????? Last night there was this huge truck infront of me and i new he wasn'it going to be able to get through...and what happens....well he just ploughs threw and take the car out....lol....yeah i know i should have been a good person and stopped my the car and left a note saying i saw the accident the trucks plate number was this....but i think the jerk deserved what he got....and if you can afford and expensive car like that then buy a shovel loooooser..i know i think that make me a bad person....lol

Oh well at least i can admit it.

My one time friend Kyla is now in jail.....she was selling drugs and using her kids as mules....gez anyhow this is saskatoon not some big city...and the sad thing is that people have been reporting her for almost a year now due to the treatment of her kids and they wouldn't do anything...nothing at all

Cherry droped a bomb a few weeks back...lol...cherry bomb
He asked me to move in with him....he doesn't have a house...but he asked and i said yes...and well that is about as far as it has gone. I don't know if he rally knows what he wants to do at this time...but we have looked at a few places and once i have a full time job i think it will happen......crazzy...things have gone kinda fast when i look back on it all....we've been together 7 and a half months....wow....how time flys!!!

my life has been pretty boring lately and thus nothing much to write about..and well i'm just not that clever to come up with stuff all the time....hehehheheeee

let hope things get more interesting soone then later

IS this the end??

2006-02-09T13:39:00.000-06:00

Okay soooooo love is a funny thing. Last night I spent most of the night crying and same with today…I’m frightening back the tears as we speak….and why…for no reason likely

As you may or may not know I met Cherry on one of those internet dating sites. I wasn’t expecting to find someone and bam there he was. So last night I am talking to him and I get an e-mail so I go and check and someone from that internet site has sent me a message. I delete it right away because I have what I want and I’m not looking…so I tell him this and his reply is oh so you don’t want to meet anymore people. I of course say no I don’t…do you? And he replies..well I don’t know….so I ask him what kinda answer is that and again he says I don’t know…so I tell him that makes me really sad and ask him again do you want to see other people and he says I don’t know…..I let it go telling him that he is making me over think things and the more I think the sadder I get..to which he says I’m sorry………..but not yeah I’m sorry I don’t want to see other people.
So here I am with the help of spanky almost planning the freaking wedding thinking that I am going to spend the rest of my life with this man…and there is this possibility that he may want to see other people….okay there are the water works again
I will admit that the chances are pretty good that I am blowing this WAY out of proportion and that I am just over thinking everything………but I suppose there is a chance that I am right to….i know he loves me…..but what if???? I’m seeing him tonight…and I know that I have to bring this up to him….but I am soooooooooo afraid of what the answer will be….what if this is it….what if my dream suddenly ends….oh my oh my oh my……..okay crying at work not a good thing…
Do I not bring it up?? Just leave it out there as he was being silly and he knows that I should no there is no way he’d want to see anyone else. I know that he’d never be the one the break up and there is no way that he would ever cheat on me…we’ve had that talk.
No I know I can’t do that cause it will be sitting there nagging away at me and then I will just crack and well I don’t want that to happen now do i.
So I guess I have to sit him down and ask…do you really want to see other people and then tell him how I truly feel and see where things go from there……scary thoughts…and well I am the type of person that gets so stressed out over things that I get sick………..and well I’m almost there
Yeah so I see that he sent me an e-card from naughtycards.com and I know that it is going to be nice but part of me is waiting for it to be a break up card….cause I know they are on the site…isn’t that nice

Alright it is like 3 hours after I wrote all of that and I was going to rush home at my lunch break to read the card just so I knew what was going on…….but in the mean time we have been texting back and forth and well he doesn’t seem to acting any differently or saying anything out of the ordinary…even after I said I was having a bad morning he asked why when I said about last night he called me right away and asked what happened last night and if I was okay………..clearly doesn’t have a clue that I was upset at all………sooooo I guess that means that I am blowing this all out of proportion………but I think we still need to have the talk and well I am still afraid of the answer……………just now I’m only about 40% sure its going to be bad…..so there ya go………my stress for the day………..

HAPPY NEW YEARS? welcome back old template

2006-01-03T12:43:00.000-06:00

Okay so I'm a little late on that one...but it's not like I'm posting this in November....LOL...I'm sad...But not that sad.

Christmas was great and so was New years....I even got in a few days of over time...So YAHOO for me.

I got back on the wagon yesterday and drove my ass to the gym. It felt great to work out again...But today I am a wee bit sore. I had my bi-monthly weigh in and...Well I gained 5 pounds over x-mas....lol....oooooppppps...oh well I'm a wee bit bloated at this time of the month anyhow....so I'm say that added like 3 pounds...lol....yeah yeah yeah.....oh well that's life. The last time I was at the gym was like the 5th 12th of December...so I needed to get back asap. So fun times :)

Nothing crazy happened on new years....I didn't even drink 1/2 as much as I thought I would.... I think I would have drank more but Cherry fell asleep on me around 2...and I was too nice to wake him up and make him move so I could have another 10 drinks...lol.......hmmmm I think that would have made be a bit of a lush anyhow

So I was watching this movie or documentary or what ever the heck it was the other day and it was about these chick that gave hand job or blow jobs to get free stuff. They felt that this didn't make them hookers cause they didn't have intercourse with the men and didn't take money....plus they only used it to get free things......So this made me think...Say I didn't have morals....What would I do...hnmmmm

Free Gas
yes

Free food
it would have to be over 50bucks

free car
Hell Ya

Free house
yeppers

entrance into a bar
nope

free drink
no
Okay granted i've had a guy buy me a drink and the evening ended with him at my place and me blowing him....but I wasn't doing that because I got a free drink

lots of free drinks
maybe....i'd be soo pissed I likely wouldn't care...but then again....he'd be drunk to and likely wouldn't be able to get it up...lol

Free phone service
no way
i've seen the people that work at the phone company...no way

free bills
nah...not worth it....plus I'm sure they aren't any better then the people at the phone company

free shoes
no...I just don't need shoes that bad. But if I really really needed shoes...i'd do it

I think it is all about need. there are a lot of things I would never do to get free things...however that is because I yave a job that pay well. If I was broke and needed thing....i'd so do it....no shame.....

I was at the bar wayyyyyyyy back and we couldn't get in. I had no problem with that and was ready to leave...and a girl in the group I was with offered to give both the doormen bj's if they let us in................5mins later...we got in. She was so proud of her self. I was embarrassed for her....in fact when I found out how we got in I almost cried.....okay okay I was a lot more innocent back then....but I just felt so bad for her that she would do something like that....Especially to get into the dump that we went to

I don't think i've ever wanted to get into somewhere so bad that I even thought of giving head as an option......hmmm maybe i'd blow Mickey Mouse to get into Disneyland
for free.......but other than that....nope

okay this is going on and on.............so I shall end it

i wonder

2005-12-15T12:17:00.000-06:00

Okay so i finaly got a day shift at work again...yahooo...however i have a hour lunch and well i can't really complain about that either....lol. Cherry is coming to pick me up for lunch. i told him i only have 60mins...lets see if he is on time...i wonder.

Okay so now i am back from lunch.....its 2:20......my lunch was 12:45-1:45.....so yeah did he show up on time........nope........he showed up at about 1:15....i was a little miffed....but not pissed......but my stats will be screwed up for the whole day so that kinda sucks.......lol......not really....like i really want to work that much.
However, how can i be mad at him....turned out he had a prety awful day...so what do i say....i don't care that you were stuck in the ditch yo should have been here on time......oh well....poor boy

Today i am filling out Christmas cards at work.........and i realized that i have no one to really send cards to. How sad is that...i was thinking of sending a card to Cherry's sister and BF..........is that strange.....i'm not sure.........okay i am going to go to lunch...i'll finish this lattttttter.......this is later...lol
Okay so if anyone thinks that is weird let me know and i am going to rip up the card.....i think its nice........but then again i dont really know them do i....i met them twice.....but its.....well i have no idea........crazy...

So what else can i write about today
nothing
i'm boaring

Very Interesting

2005-12-10T15:10:00.000-06:00

You Are Prancer

You are the perfect reindeer, with perfect hooves and perfect flying form.

Why You're Naughty: Because you're Santa's pet, and you won't let anyone show you up.

Why You're Nice: You have the softest fur and the sweetest carrot breath.

Which of Santa's Reindeer Are You?

I"M BACK

2005-12-07T17:20:00.000-06:00

Okay so i'm finaly back.............well i got back on the 4th.........but its just taken me a while to write.....oooooops

I have no idea what has gone on with my template......i think i might have to find a new one.....or try to fix this one some how

Mexico was gggggggggggggggggreat lots of sun and drinks and even more laughing.....i don't know if i can ever listen to the song funnnnnnkytown again!!!
i may have to post a few pics.

I was a very very very good girl.............with the exception of one night where i swore to never ever drink again.......lol............oh welll

there was this guy from the US..........but........yeah.......besides a little dancing........nothing else happened

i fell off the boat snorkeling and then i fell into a waterfall................and got stung by a jelly fish...lol........and all in the 1st week..........lol...........just my luck

The weather sucks here.........minus 32c........................compared to plus 32.......ouch
I am however very glad to be back...........and i will admit that i missed Cherry a lot more than i thought i would...........i suppose that is a good thing

i can't really think of much else to write............i still have this stupid stupid cold..........blah

I ALSO CANNTO BELIEVE that CHRISTMAS is just arround the cornner here............ i don't even have one gift bought!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

okay back to work.........gotta catch up on all shit

HELLO FROM Meixco

2005-11-28T10:50:00.000-06:00

WEEK TWO OF MEXICO:::::::::::::::::::::::::::...................................... Having a great time........
seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa sooooooooooooooooooooooooon

and

HHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPY
BIRRRRRTTTTTTTTHHHHHHDAAAAYYY
SPPPPPPPPPPPPPANNNNNNNNNNKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stupid Bitch

2005-11-17T14:52:00.000-06:00

Okay so I haven’t posted in a while….but to my own defense I ended up getting a stupid flu bug or something………what does that mean you ask…it means that 6 days b4 I go to Mexico I can’t keep any thing down and I feel like shit……!!!
So as if that doesn’t suck enough on Tuesday I get a call from my manager saying that she wants me to fill out a sick form and get it signed by a doctor. So she is basically telling that she thinks I am lying and wants me to present proof……….hoping to catch me in a lie. She even thinks that threatening me that “actions can be taken” will make me suddenly say………omg you know what….I think you are right ..I’m not sick…..all this vomit and shit is just something that I made up…….Gez I almost called her a bitch right there on the phone. She kept telling me you have to have this form back into me by today….or "actions will be taken"I told her that I knew I had 14 days to have it filled out and I would get around to it when I had the time…….adn that she had no right to treat me like this and tha i may go to the union for unfair treatment.....or worse i would just tell my dad.........and that woudl have more weight to it.....lol.......yeah she stopped right after that and sida no no i'm not threatening you.......what ever....dont' piss me off bitch
When i went in to see the doctor to get him to fill out the form he added on there that I was being stressed out by my manager threatening the legitimacy of my illness and that she may be the cause of future illness unless she I made aware of what she is doing……….lol………I likely wasn’t suppose to see that…..but he told me what he was writing as he was doing it and he is sending a copy to my managers manager……..lol
Take that bitch……………lol………..crazy times

Off to Hell

2005-10-28T14:07:00.000-06:00

Okay................going to Albt for the week-end with Cherry......i'll fill ya all in when i get back........here's to hoping there is something to write back about........lol......

Someone hurt my baby :(

2005-10-25T14:57:00.000-06:00

Okay so last night someone wrecked my baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I go to leave my parents house last night at 10pm and my car is parked out in front of the house. I notice that is looks like there is this HUGE dent in my car….i figured it’s just the way the light is shining on my car so I think nothing of it. However, when I go to check…..it’s a real dent!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and there isn’t just one but TWO……………little frickin bastards. I couldn’t believe it!!! I originally thought that someone took a baseball bat to it…..but it looks like they may have just kicked it in a few time…..nice big saucer plate size dents……..and my baby is only a year old….TODAY!!!! Son of a Bitch……….SO now I will have to pay another 500 deposit…….like one year later (wrecked my last car on eits 1yr biday last year) and right b4 my trip………and my insurance is due this month too…..damn damn damn!!!!!

This can just suck my ass

Let the count down begin

2005-09-20T23:48:00.000-06:00

Okay so it is now 10 days until the BIG 24…..lol……What can I say I am a total birthday person. Not that I am some big present whore or anything….but I just love birthdays. I like giving more than receiving………..presents that it. Just fun fun fun.
I think its because my parents always made a big deal out of the day when I was younger. We didn’t have a lot of money so you had to have other special things to make the day seem sooooooooooooo exciting. Oh my that is almost going to make me cry……. I know…I’m a total softy all of a sudden.

This year has been a pretty good year. Met some new people…slept with some new people………Once I got over the car accident, the chicken pox and my grandmother dying…..everything has been okay.

Nothing much else to write about today………..I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BORING.

Kinky topic #1

2005-09-16T19:09:00.000-06:00

Okay I’ll make this a quick post cause I cannot think of a thing to write about……….so

Hmmmmmmmmm.......... okay i am going to write about each item on my kinky list for how ever many days that takes.......and then include a little story about the act.....Today...Beastility

What is it with all the sites out there with people fucking animals or being fucked my animals? Like honestly …….eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew !!!!!!

I have never seen a dog or a goat or a horse and been like….shit I need to fuck that!! Not once. I can’t imagin being sooooooooooooo horny that I would do something like that……..Its just sick.

I have a friend that that let her dog eat her out once..just for fun she says…..later she let the dog fuck her…why I asked!!! She replies
“why not”
Why not!!!!!!!!!!!! What kinda crazy ass answer is that.

I have another friend that use to finger his cat. Why???? God only knows

The following is a story that a friend sent me today……and started reading thinking…..okay this could be a nice little story……..then the girl enters the barn………… OMG …..walk away ……run………
MY EYE’s Are burning!!!!!!!!!!

Her name was Kelly, at the age of 15, she was only a Freshman in high school, but had the body of a well developed 18 year old girl. She was only 5' 2'' 120 lbs. but had a fairly big chest, and a round ass. Every guy in her class wanted to fuck her, but they all saw her as prude and didn't dare to ask her because they knew she wouldn't do such a thing.
The summer was over, and Kelly was off to her aunt and uncle's farm for the summer. She didn't have a boyfriend, so she really didn't mind looking over the far for about 2 weeks while her aunt and uncle were gone. She had been there tons of times before, and found it a fun place to hang out and talk on the phone to her best friend Keri.
They finally arrived and Kelly's parents dropped her off. She ran over to her aunt who was waiting in the front yard. She ran over and gave her a big hug. After about an hour of talking, her aunt and uncle got into their already packed up car and drove off.
Kelly went around the farm to explore any new additions. She walked into the barn and saw a brand new horse. It was black with a shine to its hair. She opened the stall and pulled the horse out. Petting the horse with one hand she used the other to grab the comb hanging on the wall. She started to comb its hair and talk in a sweet voice to it. She dropped the comb, and when she went down to pick it up, she happens to see the extremely hard, and long cock of the horse. It had to be 10, 11 in. long! She had never seen such a thing. She never thought of herself as one to get "horny" but this cock made her so wet!
She slid her hand down he skirt and slowly rubbed her lips. She just couldn't stand it any more. She grabbed the hard cock and slowly started to stroke it. She looked at the horse's head and he nodded his it to the same pace as she stroked his cock. She slowly slipped out of her skirt, and pulled down her panty hose. She wanted to feel the cock up against her chest so she slid her shirt off and slid under the horse. She put the hard cock up against her chest and pushed her breast up around it. This mad her even more horny. She slid out of her underwear and started to finger herself. She was now ready to suck his dick, but wasn't sure if she could fit it all in her mouth. She licked the tip of it, and it grew about 2 in. longer. She said to herself "Fuck it, im gonna just do it.". She opened her mouth wide and slid the giant cock-head into her mouth. She then arched her neck so she could slid more of it in. She slid it down her throat until about 1/3 of the shaft was in her mouth. She began to slide her mouth up and down the length of it's cock. It started to grow even thicker, so thick she couldn’t keep it in her throat any longer. She slid it out slowly until it was all out. By now it had grown to about 13 or 14 in. long and was throbbing. She told herself, she had to have it inside her. She got out from under the horse and pulled the horse over the haystack. She lay up on her belly along the hay while pulling the horse up behind her. The horse got the idea and its front legs up on the hay. It slid right up behind her and tried to push its cock into her pussy. It couldn’t get it, so she helped guide it. She got the head right up to her pussy and slowly pushed it's head in. The horse pushed in another 4 in. and she knew it would be hard to fit. She pushed back slowly and about another 5 in. There was still about 2 in. left of the hard cock. She pushed back once more, and could hardly stand the pain. But soon after pleasure overcame her as the horse started to slowly fuck her. She got so turned on she came right away. The scream must have really set the horse off because right when she let out a yell, the horse started to fuck her faster and harder. She could feel the thickness grow once again of the horse and knew it was going to cum soon. She wanted all that cum on her face. She pushed back, and took a step forward as the cock slipped almost all the way out, she pulled the rest out and got on her knees under the horse. She stroked the cock hard and fast sucking on the tip. soon the horse let out a grunt and cum shot into her face. The white sticky substance slowly ran down her neck and over her hard nipples. She squeezed her tits as she felt another orgasm over came her. After about 20 min. of sitting in a daze, she got up, put the horse back in the stall, and went into the house to take a shower.
She continued to do this the rest of the 2 weeks. She came to the farm the next couple summers and was sure to head to the barn first. She is now grown up, but will never forget her summers at the farm...

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
K I was with a guy once that was hung like a horse……maybe even bigger….but after that night I wasn’t going to farms looking to shove some horse dick up my twat……it’s just sad sad sadOkay on that supper supper supppppppppppppppppppppppppper sick story I’m outta here……….hopefully a nice hot date this evening
and no not with trigger or mr. Ed ;)

Underware and other fun stuff

2005-09-12T15:54:00.000-06:00

Okay so i thought this was really really cute

What Your Underwear Says About You

You tend to buy new underwear instead of doing laundry.

You're a closet exhibitionist who gets a thrill from being secretly naughty.

The Underwear Oracle

I think that is totaly right on when it come to me! Now that's just a weeeee bit strange. Okay But i decided that this is going to be a happy post sooooooooooooo not going to talk about it Cherry and i went to a move yesterday. I do enjoy his company now that he isn't so shy arround me. However, still no action ;) . He did bring me flowers. Some that he thought i would like being pink and purple. And i could tell that he either made the bouqet himself or went to a florist.....cause there were flowers that you normal never see together. Very cute though. I wish he wouldn't have had to go back to the farm right after the movie cause i think we could have had some fun...i don't know what i mean by that....he just makes me all excited...lol Well i'm sure there will be lots of time for that.

I have a few pics that i wanna post too........

This is number one

This is a pic my friend ryan ...that he sent me today..............1st of all why did he think i wanted to see this picture...........what a dork

and who took it...lol.....

Oh god Ryan i can't stop laughing!!!!!!!!!

But i figured if he sent this to me he must be pretty proud of it so i just had to post it. Sorry there ya little whore

Bastards...needs and Pearl Jam

2005-09-07T23:43:00.000-06:00

Okay so I need to write something for today

Things I hate about people at work
5) The annoying laugh.
There is always that one person that you can hear everywhere when they laugh and it drivessssss me crazy

4) The nosy neighbour.
No matter what you do when you look up they are looking at what you are doing. Thankfully I don’t have that problem when I sit here!

3) The complainer-
after every call they have to tell you exactly what went on in their call and bitch about it. Or they just bitch about every darn little thing until you just wanna take your head and bang it against the wall

2) The loudmouth- working at a call centre there is always that one voice that just carries everywhere...it burns into you brain

1) People who clip their nails at work!!!!!!!
THAT IS JUST GROSS!!! Most people normal people do that in the bathroom.......not at work. I hate sitting at a desk and having a little gnarly crescent moon looking back at me......why why why!!!!!!!! If someone started brushing their teeth or flossing at work......you would think ewwww (spanky I know you do the later.,....but I'm use to you by now) Clipping your nails at work is like picking your nose and wiping it under the desk..........its BIIIIIG nnnnnnooo

Okay I will admit since Cherry and I have been seeing each other fully clothed I have had a one track mind. Honestly I’m usually on the 24 hours train to dirtyville 24/7 but lately not good not good at all. It makes me think of countless movies where the girls wont put out and the guys are all

"baby, I have needs...manly needs" and the girls let them go at it.

I have to say I am almost that that point......almost.Like I have said on here time and again I just have no idea what to do with him. Well that’s a lie I have a heck of a lot of ideas……...but there is me perverted sicko that says what she’s thinking….and there he is quite and sweet.
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Went to the Pearl Jam concert this evening…………I knew 2 songs!!!!!!!!But they still put on a really good concert!!

Cherries, Feet and John

2005-09-06T21:57:00.000-06:00

Okay so what to write about todayLets see. On the week end I got to meet M's (new nickname Cherry Sundae)sister and her BF, which I thought was a little soon......but they live in Edmonton and it was the long week-end and we just had the okay we are friends chat so I thought nothing of it. So I get this e-mail from him saying I'll be there 8:30....which is nice cause (even though I know 8:30 means 9:15, the fact that I know that............interesting) so I get into the truck and he says who we will be meeting and the list goes way beyond 2 names.

And I go....well that's nice to know now.........cause I might not have gotten in the car otherwise!!

So we get there and they all look normal and it turns out they are all really nice people and I'm glad that I got to meet them. I did this whole thing to meet new people and I met some so that was great. However, I can drink more than all these people, which is harsh.But oh well, kinda saw cherry in a new light..... i could totaly see us bieng together and having kids....aww sooo bad why do i let meself think things like thatI think I may just be seeing him for the sake of seeing someone and that’s not fair to either of us...cause i don't want to be alone and well i like him and if he doesn't like me more than that well......we'll see where things go.
So after bar #1 we all walk around and this weird dude comes up to me and wants to buy me dinks and pay my cover into this bar... and I’m a smartass of course.......well long story..........he ends up getting to second base....not cause I allow him........but he just went for it............ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww........since cherry did nothing....i don't know about that....i guess he thought i could handle myself

So at the end of the evening Cherry drops me off and I invite him in for coffee…I don’t have any coffee…………and nothing happens…..nothing at all...he must not like me!! I could have went for it….but I don't know where to start!!!

So what to do with him next………. I have no idea…….

Hmmmmmmmm what else
What is it with foot fetishes these days? I was in Home outfitters the other day with my mommy and this dude come up to me and says……..nice feet. Okay I know my feet are ugly
so I was yeah “thanks a lot buddy” and walked away….feeling like a loser.

Then he comes up to me again and says..
“No really I like the way your feet look in those sandals”…then he bends down to touch them..but b4 that can happen my mom says
“You get out of here”
and we walk away……strange days indeed

Okay so I said I would say 5 nice things about John
J is for Jolly
O is for Opulent,
H is for Happy
N is for Nice

And on the flip side
J is for Jerk
O is for obtuse
H is for Hoe
N is for Neanderthal

VIRGINS and Bathrooms

2005-08-31T18:51:00.000-06:00

Okay so here’s the big news. M is a virgin. Now there is nothing wrong with that at all, but it explains a lot. I was kinda wondering why after 4 dates I hadn’t even gotten as much as a touch nonetheless a kiss. I figured that he just wasn’t interested...cause well its me and i think that…. but why then drive all that way to see me…and especially with the price of gas. Then I thought maybe he was gay..lol not not really not a gay bone in this guy but you never know…….but then why continue to see me. Finally I told him we needed to have a talk. Not a relationship … or a put a label on this talk…..but an are you interested talk and if so why the heck having you done anything yet. I know. ......I know .....I can make the 1st move…….but I don't want to get shot down...cause he really may just not like me

So we go and see the 40yr old virgin and I laugh my ass off……..and I have a HUUUUGE ass so believe you me that is a heck of a lot of laughing. After the movie and outside my apartment we talk…….he’s just really shy and I know he has no idea what to do or say so I ask.

So are you in the same situation as Andy was in the movie…….

and he replies “Yes, I’m a virgin”

My reply “well that’s okay”

Ouch…….I was trying not to laugh...at me not at him cause come on the fact that we just saw a move about a 40yr old virgin and here the poor guy sitting next to me the whoooooole time is a 27yr old virgin……..i felt supppper duppper bad!!

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Okay so i go into the bathroom here are work like...yeah i'm working the nigth shift...fun fun fun

And there is a plate on the counter with a red knife. How strange is that? Like really????? We have a kitchen upstairs. Why not walk up the 13 steps or take the elevator and wash yoru dish...hey we even have a dish washer...why go to the bathroom and do it? Besides this bathroom smells like shit 24/7 everyday. Honestly i've been here for 2 and a half years and eveytime i walk in there it smells like shit. It's just gross. I have stomach prombelms myself but i don't shit in public restrooms...unless i really really really have to.......so whats up witht he people here at work?

2005-08-22T20:56:00.000-06:00

Retards, wheelchairs and midgets

Okay so on the week-end a few friends and I got to talking about who we would fuck outside of our “zone”. There are really three main groups Retards, people in wheel chairs and midgets(any guy 5’4 and under).
So say there are this couple and they have a 20something-retarded son and for obvious reasons has never been with a woman. They approach you and ask if you will fuck their son and they offer money. Would you? I think I would, cause really its’ not like it would take long, the guys a retard. I’m pretty sure that he’s not going to be able to keep it stiff for hours on end. So like 2mins and there you go. I don’t think it would be that bad. Now I’m not going to go out looking for retards to fuck or anything and it’s not like I lay awake at night wanting some drooling idiot to shove it in me….but if I was told that I had to fuck one retard to get into heaven…I would ;)

So what’s with this new trend of chicks in wheel chair have boyfriends? K I know I’m not the most beautiful girl out there by any means…but both my legs work and I can at least clean my own twat ! I know that’s harsh…but come on…what gives. Like really fucking a chick that has no feeling below the waist? Let me grab a toilet paper roll and it would be about the same. I just don’t get it. I can see if you met the person b4 the accident or were married and it happened…..but otherwise?? I’ve never seen a guy in a wheelchair and been all like I’d like to rub his limp dick all over me…..shit

Okay the third one…..midgets. I think I would pity fuck a retard or guys in wheelchairs before I would fuck a midget. Is that warped? Nah its not strange…..well okay maybe a little warped. But short guys are the worse…cause at least retards have the whole mental issue thing for a reason why they are unfuckable and people in wheelchairs are well in wheel chairs so you feel sorry for them….but short guys!! They are just normal healthy guys with no mental problems that have the use of both legs…..their just below average. I guess I might fuck a midget…but just because that is a genetic disorder that caused them to be so little..unlike guys that are just short.
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So today i went out and bought a mp3 player i spent 179 with tax for 2.5GB....which is a pretty good price. I wanted to buy else where but my father said this was the best deal so i had to go to XScargo. So i go there and buy it and bring it home. It's been refurbished and it's in rough shape...so 170 for someones used crap.....thank you. No manual of soft ware either.....and guess what i go to turn the fricking thing on and guess what it doesn't WORK!!!!!!! shit shit shit shit!!!!
So i take the fuckign thin back and say it doesn't work...they don't give refunds. So i exchange it for another one.....bring it home and...yeppers the stupid thing doesn't work....it says to charge ti for 5hours....but the whole time it's charging you can still use it.....and nope it doesn't work.
WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME!!!!!!!
I'm just so sick of this!!!!!
okay to pissed off to keep going

Top 10 things that customers do to piss me off!!!!

2005-08-11T13:27:00.000-06:00

10. People who call in to make changes to an account, but are not on the bill.
Why is it that these people always get upset when you tell them that only the responsible billing party can make changes?? It just doesn’t make sense. It’s like going to the bank to try and take out money on your friend’s behalf. Which is stupid and people would never try. So why try to change things for your friend’s phone line?

9. When someone not on the bill calls in and you ask to speak to the person whose name is on the bill and they are standing right beside the phone. Why not just call in yourself. You know we are going to ask to speak with you so why not call in your self. Unless you have some crazy ass disability there is no reason not to call yourself

8. People who call in and ask us competitors prices or telephone numbers or what competitors are available to them.
This like walking into Wendy’s and asking if they could tell you more about the Big Mac. Or going into Burger King and saying you heard that McDonalds has a new product can you explain it and give me their number. Its just stupid..stupid…STUPID!!!

7. People who call in to transfer service to a new address, but don’t know the address.
Okay if you don’t know where you are moving to. Why call in? You know we will ask you were we need to set up service so why don’t you think we need to know the address. I hate it when people say. “well I don’t’ know the street name or house number, but it’s that one and the end of the street with the brick” Oh really, well let me enter that into my system… brick house and the end of some street in the city where the dumbass lives…no sorry sir my system doesn’t show anything!!

6. Calling in cause you want a credit for dialing the wrong number. You made the mistake, why should we give you a credit for being stupid. Learn your numbers idiot!

5. People calling in to get new service. When you ask if they have had service with us B4 they say “I don’t think so” and then you check and they have an outstanding amount owing of 1000 or so dollars. Like hell you didn’t know you owed us that much money. What… the fact that we cut off your phone cause you didn’t pay us wasn’t a clue? How about the constant calls from the credit agency??? No that doesn’t make you remember anything either. Well how about the fact that you call in every three months to try and get service and we tell you that you owe us money??

4. Swearing at me. Okay what do you think that is going to accomplish? You call me f-ing bitch or worse and you think I will go “hey you are right let me give you a huge credit jerkoff”

3. perverted people.
Generally I love perverted people. However, I do not want to hear what porno you like to watch at what time or hear you moaning while touching yourself as I’m talking to you. Come on it’s not a 1-900 number. Try going to Sears to buy something while you are jerking off and see if you don’t land your ass in jail

2. People who have their account in arrears or have a restriction on the line.
They call in to get a service and we have to say no, I’m sorry your welfare check hasn’t come in yet. You have to pay off your account before we’ll make changes and they just don’t get it. Try walking into Future shop and say “hey I want that TV but I don’t have any money and I still owe you money from the last thing I bought. People would never do that so why try with us?
Or I love when people with a restriction on the line call in and want it removed. They always say...”no I added that on to save a little money, you can remove that now” YOU DON”T HAVE ANY MONEY that’s why WE added it on….remember you’re the moron not us…..stupid

1. People who call in and start off the conversation with I hate you or I can’t believe you charged me this……..and then continue to yell and yell and yell and yell. Why do you think I would want to help you out? Now that you have screamed at me for 20mins I’m not going to help you….not at all…in fact I just may go out of my way to make sure you never get helped. And the fact that you think that threatening to go to another company is going to make me give you things for free. How do you figure that works? It doesn’t! Why do people think that just because you are on the phone you can treat people like crap and that’s fine?

Catch up

2005-08-10T13:51:00.000-06:00

Okay so I have totally fallen behind in writing on the little blog. I have a lot to say but I just can’t seem to find the time to do it….which is sad cause really I can’t think of anything that I am really doing that is taking up all of my time anyhow.

Let’s see what is new and exciting and my life. Well nothing much at all. Spanky and I finally booked our trip to Mexico so I am pretty darn excited about that.

I have another date with M this week. So we’ll see where that goes. Gorgeous. However, I think that M is a no fun until after the wedding type of guy. Not that there is anything wrong with that

What else is new……hmmmmmmmmmm I found out that I have a cousin working at the same company as me….well doing the same thing as me but in Regina…….. So that’s interesting. However now when i say regina reps are stupid....well..do i ever say that?? Well not really.....well there are a few...but same thing can be said of reps her in Saskatoon...but then when you have the people working there that i've met......really the rest can only be worse ....lol.....So I IM him while at work cause anything else would have been rude. My grandma is his grandpa's sister......so that makes him my mothers 2nd cousin and my 3rd.......however i don't think the gene pool has had enough clourine quite yet.......cause I think poor spelling is genetic!!!! At least I know it comed from some where…..damn german genes!!!! Appears that we have similar ideas on the whole part time thing...so what can i say great minds think a like. So you'd think anyone realted to me would have to be a pretty awesome person, however ......
Turns out the poor guy is friends with BK. Like how rough is that for the poor guy…being stuck with our family’s genes….and the crazy side at that…… and have to be friends with BK and see him at work everyday……ouch........
This is a pic of BK that a friend sent me.....i think it is one of the best one's i've seen of him.......Poor BK just can’t get a lucky break………well that’s not true of all the nasty ass thing I could have written about involving him….I went with that…..so no one can ever say that I’m not nice. Cause there is a lot to write about the girly BK….lol……yeah….I’m just tooo nice so I’ll stop here and everything else I wanna say I’ll will just say to spanky and we will laugh and laugh and laugh…….and then maybe go for a burger……..lol……ewwwwwwwwww

If one friend sends another a porn video and then calls them while the other watches it……..is that phone sex?

Average Joe??

2005-07-28T21:00:00.000-06:00

Okay so tonight was the conclusion of Average Joe: The Joe’s Strike Back. I will admit I love to watch this show!!! Pretty girl gets stuck with a bunch or dopes and the then hunks show up. I know its mean and you feel sorry for the guys…but I sit there and go …

“omg you are such a loser you should never do that when you 1st meet a girl!!”

or

“Okay you’ve had one “date” with her and you tell her you love her..ohh buddy no no no” It’s just so sad.

However, some of the Joe’s are great guys and even a little sexy so you start to cheer for them…… I just think its stupid that all these guys both hunks and Joe’s start to fall for the girl. I will admit she is pretty frickin hot and if I had to tap that ass…I
would…but that’s if I had to. Like look at that pic…come on who wouldn’t?

But come on guys…. she’s seeing 14 guys at once and you all know she’s making out with some of them. They should just call the show… Who wants to end up with the whore? I know know she’s not a whore. But isn’t that what most people call a girl that is dating 14 guys and letting a hand full get to second base with in seconds of them meeting??

I also cannot believe that she lets some of these guys kiss here……its just icky!!!!!!!!!! Like this guy?? Well I don’t know if she ever let him kiss her…but she could have and wow…like hmmmmm…..no…no…no. And its not that he is an awful guy or anything. She is just to hot too let some one like that kiss her.

It would be like if I was on the show and this guy (josh one of the hunks from the show) was the dude and I was the “Jane” I would just know that I was out of his league! But I guess it doesn’t hurt to try…..sorry I got distracted looking at that picture!!!

Out of all of the Joe’s I liked Josh the best he was sooo cute, but short. However, I agreed with Anna when she said:
”He just thanked me too much”

Nothing is a bigger turn off then a guy that continually thanks you for everything. It’s nice to get a thank you every so often, but after awhile you get all like shit where is this guy coming from??

So in the end she is left with Rocky
……..mmm mmmm mmm
Come on girls that is a nice looking man. Shit I almost have to touch myself just looking at his picture…almost. Spanky if you are looking at this you better not be driving to MJ…. especially at work!!
However, even I can see past the good looks and smoothness to see that he just might be a self-absorbed asshole. But the girl always chooses the hunk never the Joe….NEVER…. so I thought to myself why even watch the rest of the show…. especially when she is just about ripping his clothes off!!!

And the Joe…..Nathan

This Nathan b4 the make over and Anna originally threw him out…then he came back after a little makeover and

So you have to admit with some new teeth, grooming and a new suit he looks pretty good…except for the earrings…..still gross.

And low in behold who does the hotty chooooooooooooooose

NATHAN!!!!!!!!!

OMG crazy isn’t it. But she doesn’t say she wants to date him but she wants to start off as friends and see what happens…….but considering she lets him make out with her…..that’s a little more than just friend!!!

I felt bad for Rocky…he was sooooo upset and went into the little truck and cried……and shit that was sexy!!!! I thought it was awful that he had to watch Nathan get the “in” from his truck….ouch now that is haaaaaarsh

So I’m Happy the Average Joe finally got the girl….well….. kinda…….!!

I like it when the nice guy finishes last and get the girl. However, there has to bee some kinda spark there.

Blind date Monday

2005-07-26T12:28:00.000-06:00

Okay so last night I went on another blind date, well not really a date more of a lets meet and see what happens. This one I was a little bit more nervous about than Friday cause for some reason I felt like the guy wasn’t going to show up. So we decided to meet at 10:15 at a local bar. I had been to the place b4 and knew it was really small and cozy so that was a plus. I get there and look for the striped shirt and walk over.

“ Hi are you AD?”

And it was him. First impression are very important and the first thing I thought was..hmmm didn’t he say he would be the sexiest guy here. Cause shit that nice piece of ass I saw when I walked in was a lot better. But he was cute nonetheless. He’s about 5’8” brown hair and brown eyes. So not exactly in my height range but that’s okay. He has a university education and knows he’s history so I guess that can make up for the rest.

We only had one drink which is always harsh for me...cause well i like to drink and if i'm nervous i drink more cause it helps to fill the quite gaps. However, every time the waitress came by his drink was fine, which I assume means he is ready to go so I don’t get another one either. However, he wasn’t ready to leave he kept on talking….so what’s a girl to do? It’s not like he was buying my drinks so I should have just went for it and got one.

All in all it was a good evening he know how to carry an intelligent conversation and is educated enough to know what I’m talking about as well…if I’m making sense that it. But hey any guy that has read the Iliad can’t be too bad and if nothing else I think he would make a pretty good friend so that is a big plus toooooo. Plus any guy that seriously asks me archaeology questions.... well that is pretty damn impressive.

I was almost too good last evening as well. It’s hard not to be my normal flirty self. However, you just know when you meet someone if that side can come out or not. I guess that is a good thing cause sometimes I think my more aggressive side can freak the shit out of people or at least guys get the wrong impression and this guy i was not interested in... OH well

So between him and marc from Friday…….hmmmm you’ve got the sweet, innocent, and nice body of the farm boy vs the short, educated, Christian likely catholic, westsider. i totally choose marc....but my luck i will never see him again

Alrighty…I’m waaaay to sick today to keep writing any more

Marc the Blind date

2005-07-22T23:59:00.000-06:00

Okay so I just came home form a blind date with Marc. He is 5’9”. Green eyes..kinda, brown hair and a farm boy…, which mean that he is use to hard labour, and has a very nice body….very nice...hey had really hot forearms and lovely shoulders

So we decide to meet at baileys at 8:30 so I get there at 8:30 and no Marc. I walk in and sit down in the entrance and 5 mins go by and then I get a call.

“Hi hJL, I am kinda running behind but I am on my way”

“umm okay I say I will wait” so I leave and go to shoppers and buy some gum and come back. return a movie for a friend and I go back in and it is now 8:50…and still no Marc. So I figure fucking ass stood me up and I get up and leave. And I am almost home when I get a call on my cell.

“Hi HJC, I’m sitting outside of the bar. Where are you?”

I was so tempted to be all like you took too long fuck off. But that was too mean and really what is he is the one…stanger things could happen right??so I told him i was just returning a movie....not a total lie cause i had done it b4 and turned around and went back. So this time I pull in and he is there Orange shirt.
I walk towards him and notice something on his lap. Does he have a broken arm? Is that is coat? I walk closer.
” Hi, Marc? I’m HLJ”

He stands up and hand me a bouquet of flowers

“Hi HLJ, these are for you.” OMG. How sweet is that!? I can’t think of the last time I was on a date where the guy brought me flowers…….really I know it has never happened. That gave him bonus points right there!

So he buys me a drink. Which I always feel bad for, but shit he is like 40 mins late so i deserve it. That and my supper had eggs in it so I was totally sick before as well so I need the beer. We talk a little bit nothing to kinky. I’m sure that this guy would die if I was all like.

“Hey thanks for the flowers wanna fuck me up the ass” So that is strange I’m use to be kinky on my dates or at least a flirty, but I was to afraid that this guy might get freaked out so I was very nice and funny and okay maybe a little flirty. Cause well like i said i jsut think if i came on too strong he would run and i didn't want that.

So what can I say. I was very impressed with Marc. He only has a grade 12 education, which i know i have said in the past i wouldn't daye anyone with anythign less than a degree but Marc has made me totally change my mind about that. He seems really smart. and He seems willing to learn …which Is always a good thing. iI was temped to be all hey wanna come back to my place and fuck like monkeys..but I was good and just gave him a hug and said we should do this again. causeThanks for the flowers.

I don’t think he is too experienced when it comes to girls. Cause I when I said I was going to give him a good night hug and gave him one he was kinda awkward. But not the
“omg why is this bitch touching me” it was more like.
okay i am gald she is doing this cause i don't know if i should have done it first

It was funny after I did that he had that little boy omg look on his face, which is soooooo cute.

So will I see this guy again. I hope so.
Okay its bedddddddtime

Good or Bad?

2005-07-17T14:06:00.000-06:00

Okay so last night i went to the Black eyed peas concert.
And well i'm not sure what i thought of it?
Julie Black opened and she was pretty darn good....but i wouldn't but the Cd.
The next act was Talbid......and i'm not into rap or hip hop or what ever it was that he was singing. I just didn't like it at all!
When the Black Eyed Peas finaly got onthe stage they were good....but not great. They didn't really sing a whole heck of a lot and there were quite a few songs they could have sung instead.
There was a lot of instrumnetal shit without the Peas even being on stage. And a lot of well i'm sure there is some hip hop word for it....but solos none theless where they just free styled.

I guess that i am too much of a good ole rock n roll gal to really be at the Black Eyed peas concert. But i do like a few of their songs....soooooo what ya going to do.

Our seats were really good....we were ground level plus a step so we could see over everyone...which was nice.

There was this ever so cute security dude right infront of me and i have to admit it was hard to watch the concert with him infront of me. We chatted a bit. There were all these girls trying to get him to let them onto the ground level. So i made some stupid comment.

"You must get laid a lot working these things i shout into his ear?"

"No not really. Most of these girls are whores and that not what i'm looking for"

"Well you must be a nice guy then. I don't know if i could pass up some if the ass that's walked over here!"

"I'm Chad" he puts out his hand and i shake it and neither of us pulls away too quickly.

"I'm HLJ, nice to meet you" i say while leaning in. The music between acts is still pretty loud and i'm sitting with my 11year old cousin.

When the concert is over i turn to leave and someone graps my arm. I turn arround its Chad. he was jusmped over the boards. He leans down to my ear and says.

"What ar you doing now?"

"Taking my cousin home and then going out....i think" Turns out that this isn't the case which sucks cause sitting home alone at 12am oh well
"Darn, can i get your number then?"

"Ummmm okay" i grap a pen from my purse and write it down.

"Thanks, maybe we can do........." at this point the girl beside me is screaming something
to her friend and i totaly miss what he said.

Being the stupid girl that i am instead of saying can you repeat that i just nod my head and say

"Sure i hope to hear from you soon" So who know what i just agreed to...sex....coffee....satanic blood rituals?? Who knows

So the evening was okay. I wouldn't go and see them again and i don't think i will buy the new cd, but it was a good time nontheless and i think kaitlyn had a good time too. After the concert she wouldn't stop talking about it so that is good.

funny pics

2005-07-11T22:24:00.000-06:00

Okay so in the past few days I have seen some very funny pics and I figured I would just post them so I can look at them when ever I want…….totally selfish reasons I know…but meh what do I care…. I’m sure it is just me and spanky reading this anyhow…..and maybe Marlene…cause I told her to check it out…..hey chesty la roo…..maybe this is the 1st step towards our porn site….lol
Well enjoy the pics and I think I may post again later tonight…..fun evening...yeah not so much

This pic is just...well.....big...lol.....no.....huge

this one is just funny

mmmmmm my fav kind of soup!

Sex quiz

2005-07-07T14:10:00.000-06:00

Okay so I start almost every blog with……….”okay” but what the heck its fun……………I just had to start todays bloggy off with a nice quote from my friend spanky about work...

Spanky: did you know that I think that a mini fridge would fit at our desk where the cabinet thingy should be...that'd be sad though hey, convenient but sad since there are fridges upstairs

Now that is sad………………oh so sad………..yet a very very good idea………..cold beer anyone??

So at work we found this little sex quiz and I decided to answer it for all of our amusement...............its long...........but fun

1. What can a member of the opposite sex do to turn you off quicker than anything?
No sense of humor……..I hate when I meet a guy and I crack some perverted little joke and he doesn’t get it.

2. On average how many times will you go out with someone before kissing them?
It depends on how drunk I am or how bad I want the guy. Cause I’ve kissed a few guys with out ever going out with them. So I’m going to go with 1 date

3. Is going to a strip club a form of cheating?
well no and yes....no if you are just going cause you have too...but if you are going and getting turned on by people other than your partner....kinda cheating...i don't know.

4. Do women like the sight of a naked man or just tolerate it?
Depends on what the guy looks like……..personally I like a good naked guy…I could just sit there and stare at that for hours…well that’s a lie I would likely jump him with in a minute!.......But then again I wouldn’t want to see him naked if he was ugly…couldn’t even tolerate it...lol not that anything like this has prestened it self

5. Could you date someone you're not physically attracted to?
Sometimes if the guy is really nice I would date him once or twice because I’m trying to be nice……….but after that nope…cause its mean

6. Are you more attracted to your opposite or someone you have a lot in common with?
Someone I have a lot in common with……..well maybe my opposite

7. Is it inappropriate to date a friend's ex?
Depends on how long ago they broke up

8. What do you think the opposite sex notices first about you?
Glasses…..or at least that is what I’m told

9. Would you date a girl/guy who was taller/shorter than you?
Taller yes please…I have to say if a guy is 6’ to 6’3…I’m all over that………….shorter………nope

10. Have you ever entertained the idea of dating your best friend of the opposite sex (meaning someone you're really close to, not just a casual friend)?
Yes I have…………..but it was stupid
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1. Is every woman attracted to other women on some level?
Yes of course. Well more like the wow she is pretty …not wow I wan to sleep with her

2. Do women know within the first five minutes of meeting a man whether or not they could have a relationship with him?
Yes…..well maybe not a relationship but weather or not I’m going to sleep with him for sure. With in 5 min I know exactly what I want him to do to me and what I want to do to him………..but may be that is just me ......and again that never goes anywhere other than in my head...lol...sad hey

3. Does size matter?
Well considering most women get off more on oral sex I would say no its doesn’t really matter………..i heard somewhere that its like a lock and the key you figure out which is which...and there is only one key for every lock that really works perfectly....i hope to find one :P

4. Is intelligence more important than looks?
For me I need a little of both. You can be hot but if you don’t know what archaeology is the study off….it wont last…I’m not saying I wont have fun with you first…but it wont last

5. Is a sense of humor more important than looks?
Same need both

6. Have you ever faked it?
yes right now...

7. Can you fall in love more than once?
i guess so
8. Can a guy be friends with a hot girl without wanting anything more from her?
Well I would have to say no..but what if the guy is gay…..then yes

9. Is there such a thing as meaningless sex?
Yes don't see why not

10. Do clothes make the man (woman)?
Yes nothing sexier than a guy that dresses nice…mmm mmm mmm men in suits…yummy

11. Do guys or girls think more about sex?
Girls for sure

12. What body party part do you notice first on the opposite sex?
Shoulders….. forearms too!
13. Name the one element more important than any other to a lasting relationship.
Ummmmmmmm I would say Iron….but then I’m a loser……….sooooooooo honesty

14. Name the one element more important than any other to good sex.
Communication.

Okay this is all for now…I might post again later as requested by spanky

Fun day off??????????

2005-06-30T23:30:00.000-06:00

Okay so I chose not to write anything for one whole day and I get all these e-mails saying hey why didn’t you write anything, are you okay, what’s going on. All of you who never e-mail me or never wanna go out are suddenly my best friends again ….gez….. thanks a lot everyone. However, I couldn’t think of anything to write about and when I got home I was toooooo tired.

Nonetheless, my long week is looking…..well hmmmm…I’m not too sure about that. Last night I thought it was going to start off really well….but I got the heave hoe or is that leave hoe after about an hour or so ....so today I’m not sure if the drive over was worth my time yet or the gas quite yet. Today I did nothing…well that is a lie. I just finished getting dirty on my knees in the shower…..and get your minds out of the gutter. I was really just scrubbing down the shower with Vim and for any of those of you who have used it…you really can’t wear clothes it just has a bad habit of getting everywhere….oh well my tub is sooooo clean you could eat in it. Okay while rereading that I know it sounds sexual..but really I was JUST cleaning my bath tub…..I swear……!!!

So I’m sitting here trying to think of any ole topic that I can talk about that isn’t kinky or perverted. But that’s just not me so why stop the fun. Ohhhhh someone just sent me a top 10 list on instant turn-ons for men. Thank you skippy….So lets see what they are.

10. She has an accent
Okay I have to agree it is pretty hot when a guy has an accent. Usually everything perks up a little when you hear a sexy accient

9. She admits to loving sex
You think this would have place a little higher in the list! However, I don’t think it has the same affect on women. I say this since we already know that guys love sex we don’t have to ask you.

8. She drives a motorcycle
Really?? When I think of the typical woman who drives a motorcycle (in my mind at least) I see the whole butch lesbian type. Maybe that is just here in Saskatoon??
Nonetheless, I agree. That is a huge turn on….but only if the guy looks good on the bike…nothing like seeing a hot little ass on a bike while stopped at a red light…and the leather…hmmmm…okay I must move onto the next one!!

7. She has a sexy voice
Well considering I work on the phones I think I have to agree with that. Its always nice to hear a sexy voice at the other end of the phone…make you imagine a sexy body on the other side of the phone…..however that rarely seems to be the case!! However, in person its not the same…well let me think….hmmm…..no its still pretty damn hot if a guy has a nice sexy voice

6. She has nice breast
Okay that is kind of a no brainer isn’t it? It doesn’t go both ways…well that’s a lie. If I see a guy who has bigger breast then me……which believe you me doesn’t take much…..it’s a turn off. Where as a guy with nice pecks is very ummmy!

5, She has a nice ass
yet another no brainer. “Butt” I have to agree if I see a nice ass on a guy I tend to forget what I’m doing….

4. She looks like a porn star
You would think that would be a turn off. I can honestly say I don’t think I’ve ever seen a guy and been all like omg he looks just like a porn star…wow I’m soo turned on!!! Not that I have seen a lot of porn, but the guys are never that great looking. Maybe I need to start renting better porn.

3. She has full lips
See I thought this would be more of a number 9 than a three. Maybe its cause the lips make the guy think that she would give better head. Interesting…I do have full lips…. I’ll have to ask around. I think girls like guys with nice lips but not full ones cause then they are a little girly on a guy.

2. She talks dirty
Well or course who doesn’t get turned on by dirty talk!!!

1.You catch a peek of her undies.
I can’t believe that this the number one turn on for guys! Well that’s a lie. I guess that most guys don’t even have to know the girl and catch a glimpse of a thong above the belt line or a bra under the shear top. However, I can’t recall ever seeing a guys underwear and being all like…mmmm..mmm.mmm that is hot…..unless it had my name on it or something wild I’m likely not going to get all excited!

Okay i'm not sure how to end this blog so i'll just ........

Peter Pan vs Ryan

2005-06-29T00:20:00.000-06:00

Sooooo I was thinking that I might not have anything to write about tonight….and then I saw this website at work www.pixyland.org/peterpan/petersFashionPage Like OMG how insane is this dude……and why is he wearing that stuff… it’s just ummm like totally insane!!!!! And the clothes that he calls his everyday wear….still strange….and the hair…omg the hair…..Spanky and I were actually speechless….. and I’m not sure if that has ever happened b4. However, the dude is tall…..sooooo hmmmmm maybe not so bad. Cause I am on this tall streak lately….welll…. shoot maybe not….. Damn it….okay with this guy I’m back on. Nonetheless, I am thinking…flamer….maybe I’m wrong….but I can’t think of any straight guy that would do that.
Don’t get me wrong I’m all for guys dressing up….as like…..ummmm batman…..and well just about anything else….no donkeys please….but some guy dressing up as robin hood and prancing around just sooooo not hot…..even if you were drunk out of your mind and you really needed to get some and that was all there was I wouldn’t…..kinda like my friend Ryan…..freaky

Okay so I just talked to my whorish friend Ryan. Oh I don’t even think he is a whore….more like an uber whore….or well I don’t know…just a dirty whorish little 5'2" guy……I’m sorry sweetie but like I told you on the phone….its gross….. and as I said I’m sooooooo going to write about it.i had to throw the height in just because i was bugging you about it tonight....oops .And after you told me about your 3 day drug fest with some loose underage gal……totally no respect for ya. Sooooo Anyone who has “slept” with 26 people….is just sick. I say people cause I’m sure that there were one or two guys in there just for fun. And “slept” because we all know that guys usually lie about it a little….still you sick little perv.
When I was younger my parents told me to never do drugs. I will of course tell my children…in the future the same thing and then use Ryan as an example. It will go something like this….. Alrighty kiddies you see this little shit here…. I’ll hold up an 8x10 which will be his actual size…. which might scare them right away…. very little guy…..and then say he did lots of drugs and ended up sleeping with a lot of nasty kitty…got craps…slept with his friends sloppy seconds ended up marring the robin hood guy from the link up above…….oh Ryan you do make me laugh ya little bastard.

Okay so the question goes out to all you reading this......who would you choose.....personlly i'm kinda thinking the donkey....and that says a lot

You want me to put the doughnut where??

2005-06-27T20:11:00.000-06:00

You want me to put the doughnut where??

So today at work Spanky and I were reading Jason Mulgrews blog….the one where he responds to the sex tips from men in Cosmo. It was fucking hilarious, which is just soooooo much more funny then just hilarious. I know, I’m a dork shut up.

It wasn’t really Jason’s response to the tips that were soooo funny as much as the fact that some of the things that got these “polled” guys (hmmm interesting word choice) came up with were ….well just common sense. For example one guy says that that watching a woman masturbate in front of him turns him on. Really?? I would have never guessed…it’s just so …crazy. Cause I totally thought I was the only one that got enjoyment out of me doing that.

Another one I liked is some dude says that when he is having sex he likes the woman to be really vocal so he knows she is enjoying it. lol ummm yeah makes sense...lol Oh well Vini Vici Vidi……..which is really the only thing that I learnt in Latin that I feel has a practical use…when it comes to sex…..and what does that have to do with anything?? I don’t know just thought of it and wrote it.

The one where the guy says that while the gal is on top she should reach down and feel her lower abs so she can feel him inside of her…. Okay sounds good. But I don’t think my one pack counts as real abs and really like how huge is this guy that he is up there that far…..hmmmm……sorry got distracted seeing how far my one pack extends.

However, the best tip by far is the one where the guy’s wants a doughnut placed on his dick and have the gal eat it. I’m thinking of every doughnut that I have ever seen and you know what?? They have really small holes!!!! How would that be a turn on to know that your man’s penis is skinny enough to shove though a doughnut hole???….oh yeah baby that’s hot…..not so good. Okay I just tried to find a pic of that. However there are none!! But there are a lot of sites where people talk about it. It must be fun.
Spanky suggested onion rings…….hmmmmm hot greasy onion rings and a sweaty, salty, maybe latex or flavoured lube penis….now that’s something that I just can not wait to taste! Do you think it would still be okay to dip it in Ketchup? No wonder we have been collected ketchup packets at work……talk about being prepared!!!!

Ohhhhhhh I almost forgot the one about the guy who like to have his armpits licked. Now not that there is anything wrong with that. But have you ever put deodorant on your tongue b4? I have. Why…well….. hmmmm…well why do I do a lot of things that I do….just because I’m up to no good. However, it tends to kinda dry your tongue out. And if you are freaky enough to have me lick your armpits I’m sure I’ll eventually be sucking your cock and I’ll have no spit. So really is it worth it? However, my tongue won’t be sweating and there won’t be any of those embarrassing shirt stains…..okay what and the hell does that mean……oh well.

Okay I think I have to start thinking of other things to write about cause it is starting to look like I’m obsessed with sex. Okay I wont lie…I am….. . However, I am blaming it on Regina. Shit two hot waiters that still have me thinking over time and football stadium full of nice ass and football players in hot little tight uniforms…….mmmmmmmm. It seemed like there was something I wanted to jump everywhere I turned. Except for at B.P’s when I walked in there there was this table of ohhhhh so nice men.... three to be exact and considering I was meeting a co-worker there that I had never met.... I almost got excited…. two single men for hayley to have fun with……and then it turned out that it was the wrong table and I had to go talk to the freakishly tall boring guy in the dark corner….shit…just my luck. Oh well at least TAK got turned on by the guy……and I think that just might be the first time that has ever happened. I don’t think she has ever masturbated, but she really liked him so way to go John I think you might be her first fantasy. Poor girl….poor poor poor girl

What is Kinky??

2005-06-26T23:16:00.000-06:00

Okay so the week-end was pretty good the Riders won 42-15 which was almost what i said....42-10 it was i guessed...... which is kinda strange......but it was a very good game nonetheless.......lets hope the rest of the season is as good.

Okay so what was i going to write about today....hmmmmmm oh yeah on Friday evening while sitting at the last straw in Regina which is just about the coolest place i've ever been besides like ummmmmm the trash can outside of DC a friend and I got into a conversation about what we thought was kinky. So we got out the pen and paper and wrote down K I N K Y ! ! and listed what each letter in the word represented to us on the kinky scale...... and shit once you start thinking about it there is a lot of crazy ass shit out there.

So here is goes........What K I N K Y !! Is to us
the top row is the sick stuff
and
the bottom is the really really sick stuff

K Popsicle up the vagina or up the ass

Tossing the salad

I Lit Cuban Cigar up the V or A

Having sex in a church

N S and M

Multi Cocks

K inserting weird objects (ie trees)

Sex parties + 1 of the "kinky" acts & on video

Y Golden Showers

Hot Carl

! Dog shitting in your mouth

Beastiality

! Family shitting in your mouth

Incest

So there ya go....... I'm quit esure that the list could go on for like......ummmmmm ever...but that is all that we came up a with at that time. I don't think I have ever veer that far from kin and I don't ever want to go past the word it self...That's just sick sick sick............ Of the people that have seen this.........spanky........who i think is in the same boat as me......BK........who i'm guessing comes way b4 the word itself.......Literally.......lol......too funny and TAK who i think is like sooooooooo far removed from the work kinky that i'm sure she doesn't even know what most of it means poor girl.

And i plan on getting feedback from eeeeeeveryone i know so keep tuned in and i'm sure the list will grow ;)

okay to bed

There sure is some sick shit out there!!!

2005-06-26T21:10:00.000-06:00

Okay i know i should be getting my stuff together and packing for the week-end getaway to Regina and trying to clean my place but i got tired and the chair at my pc looked lonely and i've never filled this our b4 so i figured why the heck not it could be fun...but fun for who not really me i guess cause really all the typing with two hands not that much fun i would try it with one but that takes to long and i would likely forget what i was doing....oops. So i was thinking what can i write in here that my family and friends and see that i'm not going to end up getting draggggged to church and have to say about a million hail mary's for and help out lepers for like...ummmmmm forever.....but my friends understand my craziness some more than others...haydee if you read this after tonight at work....omg....that was too funny and my family on here consists on cousins and i know what most of you have been up to lately so you keep things hush hush and so will I.
So what now...hmmmmm well whats on my mind......omg i just looked at this site that a friend told me about and omg it is sooooooo sick http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Hot-Carl&r=s&pos=1 for those who wanna know....like who does shit like that.....i'll admit i've done some kinky ass things but never have i been hey let my lay under this glass table and you poop on it???? or been like hey i really have to go.... soooooo honey look out here it comes. Like honestly what kinda meed up drugs or mental state do you have to been to either take or receive that.....and why is it since we...and you know who you are came up with that it's been everywhere i look....that God no ones brought it up to me......i would still go with the other over that anytime.....ewwwwwwwwww. And what is with those people comments.....if that ever happened to me i promise there would be body parts missing and the fun ones that are hard to live with out....lol.......just sick sick sick
However you all know my luck it like all the perverts come litteraly out of the wood work and are around to do something sick when i'm there......do i have a sign somewhere that says hey you know that little voice that says you shouldn't do that in public.....do it arround this girl she'll love it......i'll be honest it always makes for a good story.....but really its just so shocking sometimes. We'll see what happens in Regina this week-end....maybe i'll be in the parking lot at the big box mall and there will be a bunch of naked sky divers...not that i wold be upset with that....kinda kinky.......but with my luck they'll all be part of the hot carl sky diving while shitting club or the hermaphodite mile high club........darn it anyhow
Okay back to work....i'll let ya all know if the skies were clear in Regina or if it rained freaks