Fun day off??????????

Okay so I chose not to write anything for one whole day and I get all these e-mails saying hey why didn’t you write anything, are you okay, what’s going on. All of you who never e-mail me or never wanna go out are suddenly my best friends again ….gez….. thanks a lot everyone. However, I couldn’t think of anything to write about and when I got home I was toooooo tired.

Nonetheless, my long week is looking…..well hmmmm…I’m not too sure about that. Last night I thought it was going to start off really well….but I got the heave hoe or is that leave hoe after about an hour or so ....so today I’m not sure if the drive over was worth my time yet or the gas quite yet. Today I did nothing…well that is a lie. I just finished getting dirty on my knees in the shower…..and get your minds out of the gutter. I was really just scrubbing down the shower with Vim and for any of those of you who have used it…you really can’t wear clothes it just has a bad habit of getting everywhere….oh well my tub is sooooo clean you could eat in it. Okay while rereading that I know it sounds sexual..but really I was JUST cleaning my bath tub…..I swear……!!!

So I’m sitting here trying to think of any ole topic that I can talk about that isn’t kinky or perverted. But that’s just not me so why stop the fun. Ohhhhh someone just sent me a top 10 list on instant turn-ons for men. Thank you skippy….So lets see what they are.

10. She has an accent
Okay I have to agree it is pretty hot when a guy has an accent. Usually everything perks up a little when you hear a sexy accient

9. She admits to loving sex
You think this would have place a little higher in the list! However, I don’t think it has the same affect on women. I say this since we already know that guys love sex we don’t have to ask you.

8. She drives a motorcycle
Really?? When I think of the typical woman who drives a motorcycle (in my mind at least) I see the whole butch lesbian type. Maybe that is just here in Saskatoon??
Nonetheless, I agree. That is a huge turn on….but only if the guy looks good on the bike…nothing like seeing a hot little ass on a bike while stopped at a red light…and the leather…hmmmm…okay I must move onto the next one!!

7. She has a sexy voice
Well considering I work on the phones I think I have to agree with that. Its always nice to hear a sexy voice at the other end of the phone…make you imagine a sexy body on the other side of the phone…..however that rarely seems to be the case!! However, in person its not the same…well let me think….hmmm…..no its still pretty damn hot if a guy has a nice sexy voice

6. She has nice breast
Okay that is kind of a no brainer isn’t it? It doesn’t go both ways…well that’s a lie. If I see a guy who has bigger breast then me……which believe you me doesn’t take much…..it’s a turn off. Where as a guy with nice pecks is very ummmy!

5, She has a nice ass
yet another no brainer. “Butt” I have to agree if I see a nice ass on a guy I tend to forget what I’m doing….

4. She looks like a porn star
You would think that would be a turn off. I can honestly say I don’t think I’ve ever seen a guy and been all like omg he looks just like a porn star…wow I’m soo turned on!!! Not that I have seen a lot of porn, but the guys are never that great looking. Maybe I need to start renting better porn.

3. She has full lips
See I thought this would be more of a number 9 than a three. Maybe its cause the lips make the guy think that she would give better head. Interesting…I do have full lips…. I’ll have to ask around. I think girls like guys with nice lips but not full ones cause then they are a little girly on a guy.

2. She talks dirty
Well or course who doesn’t get turned on by dirty talk!!!

1.You catch a peek of her undies.
I can’t believe that this the number one turn on for guys! Well that’s a lie. I guess that most guys don’t even have to know the girl and catch a glimpse of a thong above the belt line or a bra under the shear top. However, I can’t recall ever seeing a guys underwear and being all like…mmmm..mmm.mmm that is hot…..unless it had my name on it or something wild I’m likely not going to get all excited!

Okay i'm not sure how to end this blog so i'll just ........