It's funny to me

Indiscriminate perverseness from a distinct 20 something lowland gal

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

HAPPY NEW YEARS? welcome back old template

Okay so I'm a little late on that one...but it's not like I'm posting this in November....LOL...I'm sad...But not that sad.

Christmas was great and so was New years....I even got in a few days of over time...So YAHOO for me.

I got back on the wagon yesterday and drove my ass to the gym. It felt great to work out again...But today I am a wee bit sore. I had my bi-monthly weigh in and...Well I gained 5 pounds over x-mas....lol....oooooppppps...oh well I'm a wee bit bloated at this time of the month anyhow....so I'm say that added like 3 pounds...lol....yeah yeah yeah.....oh well that's life. The last time I was at the gym was like the 5th 12th of December...so I needed to get back asap. So fun times :)

Nothing crazy happened on new years....I didn't even drink 1/2 as much as I thought I would.... I think I would have drank more but Cherry fell asleep on me around 2...and I was too nice to wake him up and make him move so I could have another 10 drinks...lol.......hmmmm I think that would have made be a bit of a lush anyhow

So I was watching this movie or documentary or what ever the heck it was the other day and it was about these chick that gave hand job or blow jobs to get free stuff. They felt that this didn't make them hookers cause they didn't have intercourse with the men and didn't take money....plus they only used it to get free things......So this made me think...Say I didn't have morals....What would I do...hnmmmm

Free Gas
yes

Free food
it would have to be over 50bucks

free car
Hell Ya

Free house
yeppers

entrance into a bar
nope

free drink
no
Okay granted i've had a guy buy me a drink and the evening ended with him at my place and me blowing him....but I wasn't doing that because I got a free drink

lots of free drinks
maybe....i'd be soo pissed I likely wouldn't care...but then again....he'd be drunk to and likely wouldn't be able to get it up...lol

Free phone service
no way
i've seen the people that work at the phone company...no way

free bills
nah...not worth it....plus I'm sure they aren't any better then the people at the phone company

free shoes
no...I just don't need shoes that bad. But if I really really needed shoes...i'd do it

I think it is all about need. there are a lot of things I would never do to get free things...however that is because I yave a job that pay well. If I was broke and needed thing....i'd so do it....no shame.....

I was at the bar wayyyyyyyy back and we couldn't get in. I had no problem with that and was ready to leave...and a girl in the group I was with offered to give both the doormen bj's if they let us in................5mins later...we got in. She was so proud of her self. I was embarrassed for her....in fact when I found out how we got in I almost cried.....okay okay I was a lot more innocent back then....but I just felt so bad for her that she would do something like that....Especially to get into the dump that we went to

I don't think i've ever wanted to get into somewhere so bad that I even thought of giving head as an option......hmmm maybe i'd blow Mickey Mouse to get into Disneyland
for free.......but other than that....nope

okay this is going on and on.............so I shall end it