VIRGINS and Bathrooms

Okay so here’s the big news. M is a virgin. Now there is nothing wrong with that at all, but it explains a lot. I was kinda wondering why after 4 dates I hadn’t even gotten as much as a touch nonetheless a kiss. I figured that he just wasn’t interested...cause well its me and i think that…. but why then drive all that way to see me…and especially with the price of gas. Then I thought maybe he was gay..lol not not really not a gay bone in this guy but you never know…….but then why continue to see me. Finally I told him we needed to have a talk. Not a relationship … or a put a label on this talk…..but an are you interested talk and if so why the heck having you done anything yet. I know. ......I know .....I can make the 1st move…….but I don't want to get shot down...cause he really may just not like me

So we go and see the 40yr old virgin and I laugh my ass off……..and I have a HUUUUGE ass so believe you me that is a heck of a lot of laughing. After the movie and outside my apartment we talk…….he’s just really shy and I know he has no idea what to do or say so I ask.

So are you in the same situation as Andy was in the movie…….

and he replies “Yes, I’m a virgin”

My reply “well that’s okay”

Ouch…….I was trying not to laugh...at me not at him cause come on the fact that we just saw a move about a 40yr old virgin and here the poor guy sitting next to me the whoooooole time is a 27yr old virgin……..i felt supppper duppper bad!!

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Okay so i go into the bathroom here are work like...yeah i'm working the nigth shift...fun fun fun

And there is a plate on the counter with a red knife. How strange is that? Like really????? We have a kitchen upstairs. Why not walk up the 13 steps or take the elevator and wash yoru dish...hey we even have a dish washer...why go to the bathroom and do it? Besides this bathroom smells like shit 24/7 everyday. Honestly i've been here for 2 and a half years and eveytime i walk in there it smells like shit. It's just gross. I have stomach prombelms myself but i don't shit in public restrooms...unless i really really really have to.......so whats up witht he people here at work?

Retards, wheelchairs and midgets

Okay so on the week-end a few friends and I got to talking about who we would fuck outside of our “zone”. There are really three main groups Retards, people in wheel chairs and midgets(any guy 5’4 and under).
So say there are this couple and they have a 20something-retarded son and for obvious reasons has never been with a woman. They approach you and ask if you will fuck their son and they offer money. Would you? I think I would, cause really its’ not like it would take long, the guys a retard. I’m pretty sure that he’s not going to be able to keep it stiff for hours on end. So like 2mins and there you go. I don’t think it would be that bad. Now I’m not going to go out looking for retards to fuck or anything and it’s not like I lay awake at night wanting some drooling idiot to shove it in me….but if I was told that I had to fuck one retard to get into heaven…I would ;)

So what’s with this new trend of chicks in wheel chair have boyfriends? K I know I’m not the most beautiful girl out there by any means…but both my legs work and I can at least clean my own twat ! I know that’s harsh…but come on…what gives. Like really fucking a chick that has no feeling below the waist? Let me grab a toilet paper roll and it would be about the same. I just don’t get it. I can see if you met the person b4 the accident or were married and it happened…..but otherwise?? I’ve never seen a guy in a wheelchair and been all like I’d like to rub his limp dick all over me…..shit

Okay the third one…..midgets. I think I would pity fuck a retard or guys in wheelchairs before I would fuck a midget. Is that warped? Nah its not strange…..well okay maybe a little warped. But short guys are the worse…cause at least retards have the whole mental issue thing for a reason why they are unfuckable and people in wheelchairs are well in wheel chairs so you feel sorry for them….but short guys!! They are just normal healthy guys with no mental problems that have the use of both legs…..their just below average. I guess I might fuck a midget…but just because that is a genetic disorder that caused them to be so little..unlike guys that are just short.
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So today i went out and bought a mp3 player i spent 179 with tax for 2.5GB....which is a pretty good price. I wanted to buy else where but my father said this was the best deal so i had to go to XScargo. So i go there and buy it and bring it home. It's been refurbished and it's in rough shape...so 170 for someones used crap.....thank you. No manual of soft ware either.....and guess what i go to turn the fricking thing on and guess what it doesn't WORK!!!!!!! shit shit shit shit!!!!
So i take the fuckign thin back and say it doesn't work...they don't give refunds. So i exchange it for another one.....bring it home and...yeppers the stupid thing doesn't work....it says to charge ti for 5hours....but the whole time it's charging you can still use it.....and nope it doesn't work.
WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME!!!!!!!
I'm just so sick of this!!!!!
okay to pissed off to keep going

Top 10 things that customers do to piss me off!!!!

10. People who call in to make changes to an account, but are not on the bill.
Why is it that these people always get upset when you tell them that only the responsible billing party can make changes?? It just doesn’t make sense. It’s like going to the bank to try and take out money on your friend’s behalf. Which is stupid and people would never try. So why try to change things for your friend’s phone line?

9. When someone not on the bill calls in and you ask to speak to the person whose name is on the bill and they are standing right beside the phone. Why not just call in yourself. You know we are going to ask to speak with you so why not call in your self. Unless you have some crazy ass disability there is no reason not to call yourself

8. People who call in and ask us competitors prices or telephone numbers or what competitors are available to them.
This like walking into Wendy’s and asking if they could tell you more about the Big Mac. Or going into Burger King and saying you heard that McDonalds has a new product can you explain it and give me their number. Its just stupid..stupid…STUPID!!!

7. People who call in to transfer service to a new address, but don’t know the address.
Okay if you don’t know where you are moving to. Why call in? You know we will ask you were we need to set up service so why don’t you think we need to know the address. I hate it when people say. “well I don’t’ know the street name or house number, but it’s that one and the end of the street with the brick” Oh really, well let me enter that into my system… brick house and the end of some street in the city where the dumbass lives…no sorry sir my system doesn’t show anything!!

6. Calling in cause you want a credit for dialing the wrong number. You made the mistake, why should we give you a credit for being stupid. Learn your numbers idiot!

5. People calling in to get new service. When you ask if they have had service with us B4 they say “I don’t think so” and then you check and they have an outstanding amount owing of 1000 or so dollars. Like hell you didn’t know you owed us that much money. What… the fact that we cut off your phone cause you didn’t pay us wasn’t a clue? How about the constant calls from the credit agency??? No that doesn’t make you remember anything either. Well how about the fact that you call in every three months to try and get service and we tell you that you owe us money??

4. Swearing at me. Okay what do you think that is going to accomplish? You call me f-ing bitch or worse and you think I will go “hey you are right let me give you a huge credit jerkoff”

3. perverted people.
Generally I love perverted people. However, I do not want to hear what porno you like to watch at what time or hear you moaning while touching yourself as I’m talking to you. Come on it’s not a 1-900 number. Try going to Sears to buy something while you are jerking off and see if you don’t land your ass in jail

2. People who have their account in arrears or have a restriction on the line.
They call in to get a service and we have to say no, I’m sorry your welfare check hasn’t come in yet. You have to pay off your account before we’ll make changes and they just don’t get it. Try walking into Future shop and say “hey I want that TV but I don’t have any money and I still owe you money from the last thing I bought. People would never do that so why try with us?
Or I love when people with a restriction on the line call in and want it removed. They always say...”no I added that on to save a little money, you can remove that now” YOU DON”T HAVE ANY MONEY that’s why WE added it on….remember you’re the moron not us…..stupid

1. People who call in and start off the conversation with I hate you or I can’t believe you charged me this……..and then continue to yell and yell and yell and yell. Why do you think I would want to help you out? Now that you have screamed at me for 20mins I’m not going to help you….not at all…in fact I just may go out of my way to make sure you never get helped. And the fact that you think that threatening to go to another company is going to make me give you things for free. How do you figure that works? It doesn’t! Why do people think that just because you are on the phone you can treat people like crap and that’s fine?

Catch up

Okay so I have totally fallen behind in writing on the little blog. I have a lot to say but I just can’t seem to find the time to do it….which is sad cause really I can’t think of anything that I am really doing that is taking up all of my time anyhow.

Let’s see what is new and exciting and my life. Well nothing much at all. Spanky and I finally booked our trip to Mexico so I am pretty darn excited about that.

I have another date with M this week. So we’ll see where that goes. Gorgeous. However, I think that M is a no fun until after the wedding type of guy. Not that there is anything wrong with that


What else is new……hmmmmmmmmmm I found out that I have a cousin working at the same company as me….well doing the same thing as me but in Regina…….. So that’s interesting. However now when i say regina reps are stupid....well..do i ever say that?? Well not really.....well there are a few...but same thing can be said of reps her in Saskatoon...but then when you have the people working there that i've met......really the rest can only be worse ....lol.....So I IM him while at work cause anything else would have been rude. My grandma is his grandpa's sister......so that makes him my mothers 2nd cousin and my 3rd.......however i don't think the gene pool has had enough clourine quite yet.......cause I think poor spelling is genetic!!!! At least I know it comed from some where…..damn german genes!!!! Appears that we have similar ideas on the whole part time thing...so what can i say great minds think a like. So you'd think anyone realted to me would have to be a pretty awesome person, however ......
Turns out the poor guy is friends with BK. Like how rough is that for the poor guy…being stuck with our family’s genes….and the crazy side at that…… and have to be friends with BK and see him at work everyday……ouch........
This is a pic of BK that a friend sent me.....i think it is one of the best one's i've seen of him.......Poor BK just can’t get a lucky break………well that’s not true of all the nasty ass thing I could have written about involving him….I went with that…..so no one can ever say that I’m not nice. Cause there is a lot to write about the girly BK….lol……yeah….I’m just tooo nice so I’ll stop here and everything else I wanna say I’ll will just say to spanky and we will laugh and laugh and laugh…….and then maybe go for a burger……..lol……ewwwwwwwwww

If one friend sends another a porn video and then calls them while the other watches it……..is that phone sex?