It's funny to me

Indiscriminate perverseness from a distinct 20 something lowland gal

Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Let the count down begin

Okay so it is now 10 days until the BIG 24…..lol……What can I say I am a total birthday person. Not that I am some big present whore or anything….but I just love birthdays. I like giving more than receiving………..presents that it. Just fun fun fun.
I think its because my parents always made a big deal out of the day when I was younger. We didn’t have a lot of money so you had to have other special things to make the day seem sooooooooooooo exciting. Oh my that is almost going to make me cry……. I know…I’m a total softy all of a sudden.

This year has been a pretty good year. Met some new people…slept with some new people………Once I got over the car accident, the chicken pox and my grandmother dying…..everything has been okay.

Nothing much else to write about today………..I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BORING.

Friday, September 16, 2005

Kinky topic #1

Okay I’ll make this a quick post cause I cannot think of a thing to write about……….so

Hmmmmmmmmm.......... okay i am going to write about each item on my kinky list for how ever many days that takes.......and then include a little story about the act.....Today...Beastility

What is it with all the sites out there with people fucking animals or being fucked my animals? Like honestly …….eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew !!!!!!

I have never seen a dog or a goat or a horse and been like….shit I need to fuck that!! Not once. I can’t imagin being sooooooooooooo horny that I would do something like that……..Its just sick.

I have a friend that that let her dog eat her out once..just for fun she says…..later she let the dog fuck her…why I asked!!! She replies
“why not”
Why not!!!!!!!!!!!! What kinda crazy ass answer is that.

I have another friend that use to finger his cat. Why???? God only knows

The following is a story that a friend sent me today……and started reading thinking…..okay this could be a nice little story……..then the girl enters the barn………… OMG …..walk away ……run………
MY EYE’s Are burning!!!!!!!!!!

Her name was Kelly, at the age of 15, she was only a Freshman in high school, but had the body of a well developed 18 year old girl. She was only 5' 2'' 120 lbs. but had a fairly big chest, and a round ass. Every guy in her class wanted to fuck her, but they all saw her as prude and didn't dare to ask her because they knew she wouldn't do such a thing.
The summer was over, and Kelly was off to her aunt and uncle's farm for the summer. She didn't have a boyfriend, so she really didn't mind looking over the far for about 2 weeks while her aunt and uncle were gone. She had been there tons of times before, and found it a fun place to hang out and talk on the phone to her best friend Keri.
They finally arrived and Kelly's parents dropped her off. She ran over to her aunt who was waiting in the front yard. She ran over and gave her a big hug. After about an hour of talking, her aunt and uncle got into their already packed up car and drove off.
Kelly went around the farm to explore any new additions. She walked into the barn and saw a brand new horse. It was black with a shine to its hair. She opened the stall and pulled the horse out. Petting the horse with one hand she used the other to grab the comb hanging on the wall. She started to comb its hair and talk in a sweet voice to it. She dropped the comb, and when she went down to pick it up, she happens to see the extremely hard, and long cock of the horse. It had to be 10, 11 in. long! She had never seen such a thing. She never thought of herself as one to get "horny" but this cock made her so wet!
She slid her hand down he skirt and slowly rubbed her lips. She just couldn't stand it any more. She grabbed the hard cock and slowly started to stroke it. She looked at the horse's head and he nodded his it to the same pace as she stroked his cock. She slowly slipped out of her skirt, and pulled down her panty hose. She wanted to feel the cock up against her chest so she slid her shirt off and slid under the horse. She put the hard cock up against her chest and pushed her breast up around it. This mad her even more horny. She slid out of her underwear and started to finger herself. She was now ready to suck his dick, but wasn't sure if she could fit it all in her mouth. She licked the tip of it, and it grew about 2 in. longer. She said to herself "Fuck it, im gonna just do it.". She opened her mouth wide and slid the giant cock-head into her mouth. She then arched her neck so she could slid more of it in. She slid it down her throat until about 1/3 of the shaft was in her mouth. She began to slide her mouth up and down the length of it's cock. It started to grow even thicker, so thick she couldn’t keep it in her throat any longer. She slid it out slowly until it was all out. By now it had grown to about 13 or 14 in. long and was throbbing. She told herself, she had to have it inside her. She got out from under the horse and pulled the horse over the haystack. She lay up on her belly along the hay while pulling the horse up behind her. The horse got the idea and its front legs up on the hay. It slid right up behind her and tried to push its cock into her pussy. It couldn’t get it, so she helped guide it. She got the head right up to her pussy and slowly pushed it's head in. The horse pushed in another 4 in. and she knew it would be hard to fit. She pushed back slowly and about another 5 in. There was still about 2 in. left of the hard cock. She pushed back once more, and could hardly stand the pain. But soon after pleasure overcame her as the horse started to slowly fuck her. She got so turned on she came right away. The scream must have really set the horse off because right when she let out a yell, the horse started to fuck her faster and harder. She could feel the thickness grow once again of the horse and knew it was going to cum soon. She wanted all that cum on her face. She pushed back, and took a step forward as the cock slipped almost all the way out, she pulled the rest out and got on her knees under the horse. She stroked the cock hard and fast sucking on the tip. soon the horse let out a grunt and cum shot into her face. The white sticky substance slowly ran down her neck and over her hard nipples. She squeezed her tits as she felt another orgasm over came her. After about 20 min. of sitting in a daze, she got up, put the horse back in the stall, and went into the house to take a shower.
She continued to do this the rest of the 2 weeks. She came to the farm the next couple summers and was sure to head to the barn first. She is now grown up, but will never forget her summers at the farm...

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
K I was with a guy once that was hung like a horse……maybe even bigger….but after that night I wasn’t going to farms looking to shove some horse dick up my twat……it’s just sad sad sadOkay on that supper supper supppppppppppppppppppppppppper sick story I’m outta here……….hopefully a nice hot date this evening
and no not with trigger or mr. Ed ;)

Monday, September 12, 2005

Underware and other fun stuff







Okay so i thought this was really really cute

What Your Underwear Says About You

You tend to buy new underwear instead of doing laundry.

You're a closet exhibitionist who gets a thrill from being secretly naughty.
The Underwear Oracle
I think that is totaly right on when it come to me! Now that's just a weeeee bit strange. Okay But i decided that this is going to be a happy post sooooooooooooo not going to talk about it Cherry and i went to a move yesterday. I do enjoy his company now that he isn't so shy arround me. However, still no action ;) . He did bring me flowers. Some that he thought i would like being pink and purple. And i could tell that he either made the bouqet himself or went to a florist.....cause there were flowers that you normal never see together. Very cute though. I wish he wouldn't have had to go back to the farm right after the movie cause i think we could have had some fun...i don't know what i mean by that....he just makes me all excited...lol Well i'm sure there will be lots of time for that.
I have a few pics that i wanna post too........
This is number one
This is a pic my friend ryan ...that he sent me today..............1st of all why did he think i wanted to see this picture...........what a dork
and who took it...lol.....
Oh god Ryan i can't stop laughing!!!!!!!!!
But i figured if he sent this to me he must be pretty proud of it so i just had to post it. Sorry there ya little whore

Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Bastards...needs and Pearl Jam

Okay so I need to write something for today

Things I hate about people at work
5) The annoying laugh.
There is always that one person that you can hear everywhere when they laugh and it drivessssss me crazy

4) The nosy neighbour.
No matter what you do when you look up they are looking at what you are doing. Thankfully I don’t have that problem when I sit here!

3) The complainer-
after every call they have to tell you exactly what went on in their call and bitch about it. Or they just bitch about every darn little thing until you just wanna take your head and bang it against the wall

2) The loudmouth- working at a call centre there is always that one voice that just carries everywhere...it burns into you brain

1) People who clip their nails at work!!!!!!!
THAT IS JUST GROSS!!! Most people normal people do that in the bathroom.......not at work. I hate sitting at a desk and having a little gnarly crescent moon looking back at me......why why why!!!!!!!! If someone started brushing their teeth or flossing at work......you would think ewwww (spanky I know you do the later.,....but I'm use to you by now) Clipping your nails at work is like picking your nose and wiping it under the desk..........its BIIIIIG nnnnnnooo


Okay I will admit since Cherry and I have been seeing each other fully clothed I have had a one track mind. Honestly I’m usually on the 24 hours train to dirtyville 24/7 but lately not good not good at all. It makes me think of countless movies where the girls wont put out and the guys are all

"baby, I have needs...manly needs" and the girls let them go at it.

I have to say I am almost that that point......almost.Like I have said on here time and again I just have no idea what to do with him. Well that’s a lie I have a heck of a lot of ideas……...but there is me perverted sicko that says what she’s thinking….and there he is quite and sweet.
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Went to the Pearl Jam concert this evening…………I knew 2 songs!!!!!!!!But they still put on a really good concert!!

Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Cherries, Feet and John

Okay so what to write about todayLets see. On the week end I got to meet M's (new nickname Cherry Sundae)sister and her BF, which I thought was a little soon......but they live in Edmonton and it was the long week-end and we just had the okay we are friends chat so I thought nothing of it. So I get this e-mail from him saying I'll be there 8:30....which is nice cause (even though I know 8:30 means 9:15, the fact that I know that............interesting) so I get into the truck and he says who we will be meeting and the list goes way beyond 2 names.

And I go....well that's nice to know now.........cause I might not have gotten in the car otherwise!!

So we get there and they all look normal and it turns out they are all really nice people and I'm glad that I got to meet them. I did this whole thing to meet new people and I met some so that was great. However, I can drink more than all these people, which is harsh.But oh well, kinda saw cherry in a new light..... i could totaly see us bieng together and having kids....aww sooo bad why do i let meself think things like thatI think I may just be seeing him for the sake of seeing someone and that’s not fair to either of us...cause i don't want to be alone and well i like him and if he doesn't like me more than that well......we'll see where things go.
So after bar #1 we all walk around and this weird dude comes up to me and wants to buy me dinks and pay my cover into this bar... and I’m a smartass of course.......well long story..........he ends up getting to second base....not cause I allow him........but he just went for it............ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww........since cherry did nothing....i don't know about that....i guess he thought i could handle myself

So at the end of the evening Cherry drops me off and I invite him in for coffee…I don’t have any coffee…………and nothing happens…..nothing at all...he must not like me!! I could have went for it….but I don't know where to start!!!

So what to do with him next………. I have no idea…….



Hmmmmmmmm what else
What is it with foot fetishes these days? I was in Home outfitters the other day with my mommy and this dude come up to me and says……..nice feet. Okay I know my feet are ugly
so I was yeah “thanks a lot buddy” and walked away….feeling like a loser.

Then he comes up to me again and says..
“No really I like the way your feet look in those sandals”…then he bends down to touch them..but b4 that can happen my mom says
“You get out of here”
and we walk away……strange days indeed

Okay so I said I would say 5 nice things about John
J
is for Jolly
O is for Opulent,
H is for Happy
N is for Nice

And on the flip side
J
is for Jerk
O is for obtuse
H is for Hoe
N is for Neanderthal