Average Joe??

Okay so tonight was the conclusion of Average Joe: The Joe’s Strike Back. I will admit I love to watch this show!!! Pretty girl gets stuck with a bunch or dopes and the then hunks show up. I know its mean and you feel sorry for the guys…but I sit there and go …

“omg you are such a loser you should never do that when you 1st meet a girl!!”

or

“Okay you’ve had one “date” with her and you tell her you love her..ohh buddy no no no” It’s just so sad.

However, some of the Joe’s are great guys and even a little sexy so you start to cheer for them…… I just think its stupid that all these guys both hunks and Joe’s start to fall for the girl. I will admit she is pretty frickin hot and if I had to tap that ass…I
would…but that’s if I had to. Like look at that pic…come on who wouldn’t?

But come on guys…. she’s seeing 14 guys at once and you all know she’s making out with some of them. They should just call the show… Who wants to end up with the whore? I know know she’s not a whore. But isn’t that what most people call a girl that is dating 14 guys and letting a hand full get to second base with in seconds of them meeting??

I also cannot believe that she lets some of these guys kiss here……its just icky!!!!!!!!!! Like this guy?? Well I don’t know if she ever let him kiss her…but she could have and wow…like hmmmmm…..no…no…no. And its not that he is an awful guy or anything. She is just to hot too let some one like that kiss her.

It would be like if I was on the show and this guy (josh one of the hunks from the show) was the dude and I was the “Jane” I would just know that I was out of his league! But I guess it doesn’t hurt to try…..sorry I got distracted looking at that picture!!!


Out of all of the Joe’s I liked Josh the best he was sooo cute, but short. However, I agreed with Anna when she said:
”He just thanked me too much”

Nothing is a bigger turn off then a guy that continually thanks you for everything. It’s nice to get a thank you every so often, but after awhile you get all like shit where is this guy coming from??

So in the end she is left with Rocky
……..mmm mmmm mmm
Come on girls that is a nice looking man. Shit I almost have to touch myself just looking at his picture…almost. Spanky if you are looking at this you better not be driving to MJ…. especially at work!!
However, even I can see past the good looks and smoothness to see that he just might be a self-absorbed asshole. But the girl always chooses the hunk never the Joe….NEVER…. so I thought to myself why even watch the rest of the show…. especially when she is just about ripping his clothes off!!!

And the Joe…..Nathan

This Nathan b4 the make over and Anna originally threw him out…then he came back after a little makeover and

So you have to admit with some new teeth, grooming and a new suit he looks pretty good…except for the earrings…..still gross.

And low in behold who does the hotty chooooooooooooooose

NATHAN!!!!!!!!!

OMG crazy isn’t it. But she doesn’t say she wants to date him but she wants to start off as friends and see what happens…….but considering she lets him make out with her…..that’s a little more than just friend!!!

I felt bad for Rocky…he was sooooo upset and went into the little truck and cried……and shit that was sexy!!!! I thought it was awful that he had to watch Nathan get the “in” from his truck….ouch now that is haaaaaarsh

So I’m Happy the Average Joe finally got the girl….well….. kinda…….!!

I like it when the nice guy finishes last and get the girl. However, there has to bee some kinda spark there.

Blind date Monday

Okay so last night I went on another blind date, well not really a date more of a lets meet and see what happens. This one I was a little bit more nervous about than Friday cause for some reason I felt like the guy wasn’t going to show up. So we decided to meet at 10:15 at a local bar. I had been to the place b4 and knew it was really small and cozy so that was a plus. I get there and look for the striped shirt and walk over.

“ Hi are you AD?”

And it was him. First impression are very important and the first thing I thought was..hmmm didn’t he say he would be the sexiest guy here. Cause shit that nice piece of ass I saw when I walked in was a lot better. But he was cute nonetheless. He’s about 5’8” brown hair and brown eyes. So not exactly in my height range but that’s okay. He has a university education and knows he’s history so I guess that can make up for the rest.

We only had one drink which is always harsh for me...cause well i like to drink and if i'm nervous i drink more cause it helps to fill the quite gaps. However, every time the waitress came by his drink was fine, which I assume means he is ready to go so I don’t get another one either. However, he wasn’t ready to leave he kept on talking….so what’s a girl to do? It’s not like he was buying my drinks so I should have just went for it and got one.

All in all it was a good evening he know how to carry an intelligent conversation and is educated enough to know what I’m talking about as well…if I’m making sense that it. But hey any guy that has read the Iliad can’t be too bad and if nothing else I think he would make a pretty good friend so that is a big plus toooooo. Plus any guy that seriously asks me archaeology questions.... well that is pretty damn impressive.

I was almost too good last evening as well. It’s hard not to be my normal flirty self. However, you just know when you meet someone if that side can come out or not. I guess that is a good thing cause sometimes I think my more aggressive side can freak the shit out of people or at least guys get the wrong impression and this guy i was not interested in... OH well

So between him and marc from Friday…….hmmmm you’ve got the sweet, innocent, and nice body of the farm boy vs the short, educated, Christian likely catholic, westsider. i totally choose marc....but my luck i will never see him again



Alrighty…I’m waaaay to sick today to keep writing any more

Marc the Blind date

Okay so I just came home form a blind date with Marc. He is 5’9”. Green eyes..kinda, brown hair and a farm boy…, which mean that he is use to hard labour, and has a very nice body….very nice...hey had really hot forearms and lovely shoulders

So we decide to meet at baileys at 8:30 so I get there at 8:30 and no Marc. I walk in and sit down in the entrance and 5 mins go by and then I get a call.

“Hi hJL, I am kinda running behind but I am on my way”

“umm okay I say I will wait” so I leave and go to shoppers and buy some gum and come back. return a movie for a friend and I go back in and it is now 8:50…and still no Marc. So I figure fucking ass stood me up and I get up and leave. And I am almost home when I get a call on my cell.

“Hi HJC, I’m sitting outside of the bar. Where are you?”

I was so tempted to be all like you took too long fuck off. But that was too mean and really what is he is the one…stanger things could happen right??so I told him i was just returning a movie....not a total lie cause i had done it b4 and turned around and went back. So this time I pull in and he is there Orange shirt.
I walk towards him and notice something on his lap. Does he have a broken arm? Is that is coat? I walk closer.
” Hi, Marc? I’m HLJ”

He stands up and hand me a bouquet of flowers

“Hi HLJ, these are for you.” OMG. How sweet is that!? I can’t think of the last time I was on a date where the guy brought me flowers…….really I know it has never happened. That gave him bonus points right there!

So he buys me a drink. Which I always feel bad for, but shit he is like 40 mins late so i deserve it. That and my supper had eggs in it so I was totally sick before as well so I need the beer. We talk a little bit nothing to kinky. I’m sure that this guy would die if I was all like.

“Hey thanks for the flowers wanna fuck me up the ass” So that is strange I’m use to be kinky on my dates or at least a flirty, but I was to afraid that this guy might get freaked out so I was very nice and funny and okay maybe a little flirty. Cause well like i said i jsut think if i came on too strong he would run and i didn't want that.

So what can I say. I was very impressed with Marc. He only has a grade 12 education, which i know i have said in the past i wouldn't daye anyone with anythign less than a degree but Marc has made me totally change my mind about that. He seems really smart. and He seems willing to learn …which Is always a good thing. iI was temped to be all hey wanna come back to my place and fuck like monkeys..but I was good and just gave him a hug and said we should do this again. causeThanks for the flowers.

I don’t think he is too experienced when it comes to girls. Cause I when I said I was going to give him a good night hug and gave him one he was kinda awkward. But not the
“omg why is this bitch touching me” it was more like.
okay i am gald she is doing this cause i don't know if i should have done it first

It was funny after I did that he had that little boy omg look on his face, which is soooooo cute.

So will I see this guy again. I hope so.
Okay its bedddddddtime

Good or Bad?

Okay so last night i went to the Black eyed peas concert.
And well i'm not sure what i thought of it?
Julie Black opened and she was pretty darn good....but i wouldn't but the Cd.
The next act was Talbid......and i'm not into rap or hip hop or what ever it was that he was singing. I just didn't like it at all!
When the Black Eyed Peas finaly got onthe stage they were good....but not great. They didn't really sing a whole heck of a lot and there were quite a few songs they could have sung instead.
There was a lot of instrumnetal shit without the Peas even being on stage. And a lot of well i'm sure there is some hip hop word for it....but solos none theless where they just free styled.

I guess that i am too much of a good ole rock n roll gal to really be at the Black Eyed peas concert. But i do like a few of their songs....soooooo what ya going to do.

Our seats were really good....we were ground level plus a step so we could see over everyone...which was nice.

There was this ever so cute security dude right infront of me and i have to admit it was hard to watch the concert with him infront of me. We chatted a bit. There were all these girls trying to get him to let them onto the ground level. So i made some stupid comment.

"You must get laid a lot working these things i shout into his ear?"

"No not really. Most of these girls are whores and that not what i'm looking for"

"Well you must be a nice guy then. I don't know if i could pass up some if the ass that's walked over here!"

"I'm Chad" he puts out his hand and i shake it and neither of us pulls away too quickly.

"I'm HLJ, nice to meet you" i say while leaning in. The music between acts is still pretty loud and i'm sitting with my 11year old cousin.

When the concert is over i turn to leave and someone graps my arm. I turn arround its Chad. he was jusmped over the boards. He leans down to my ear and says.

"What ar you doing now?"

"Taking my cousin home and then going out....i think" Turns out that this isn't the case which sucks cause sitting home alone at 12am oh well
"Darn, can i get your number then?"

"Ummmm okay" i grap a pen from my purse and write it down.

"Thanks, maybe we can do........." at this point the girl beside me is screaming something
to her friend and i totaly miss what he said.

Being the stupid girl that i am instead of saying can you repeat that i just nod my head and say

"Sure i hope to hear from you soon" So who know what i just agreed to...sex....coffee....satanic blood rituals?? Who knows

So the evening was okay. I wouldn't go and see them again and i don't think i will buy the new cd, but it was a good time nontheless and i think kaitlyn had a good time too. After the concert she wouldn't stop talking about it so that is good.

funny pics

Okay so in the past few days I have seen some very funny pics and I figured I would just post them so I can look at them when ever I want…….totally selfish reasons I know…but meh what do I care…. I’m sure it is just me and spanky reading this anyhow…..and maybe Marlene…cause I told her to check it out…..hey chesty la roo…..maybe this is the 1st step towards our porn site….lol
Well enjoy the pics and I think I may post again later tonight…..fun evening...yeah not so much



This pic is just...well.....big...lol.....no.....huge



this one is just funny







mmmmmm my fav kind of soup!

Sex quiz

Okay so I start almost every blog with……….”okay” but what the heck its fun……………I just had to start todays bloggy off with a nice quote from my friend spanky about work...

Spanky: did you know that I think that a mini fridge would fit at our desk where the cabinet thingy should be...that'd be sad though hey, convenient but sad since there are fridges upstairs

Now that is sad………………oh so sad………..yet a very very good idea………..cold beer anyone??

So at work we found this little sex quiz and I decided to answer it for all of our amusement...............its long...........but fun

1. What can a member of the opposite sex do to turn you off quicker than anything?
No sense of humor……..I hate when I meet a guy and I crack some perverted little joke and he doesn’t get it.

2. On average how many times will you go out with someone before kissing them?
It depends on how drunk I am or how bad I want the guy. Cause I’ve kissed a few guys with out ever going out with them. So I’m going to go with 1 date

3. Is going to a strip club a form of cheating?
well no and yes....no if you are just going cause you have too...but if you are going and getting turned on by people other than your partner....kinda cheating...i don't know.

4. Do women like the sight of a naked man or just tolerate it?
Depends on what the guy looks like……..personally I like a good naked guy…I could just sit there and stare at that for hours…well that’s a lie I would likely jump him with in a minute!.......But then again I wouldn’t want to see him naked if he was ugly…couldn’t even tolerate it...lol not that anything like this has prestened it self

5. Could you date someone you're not physically attracted to?
Sometimes if the guy is really nice I would date him once or twice because I’m trying to be nice……….but after that nope…cause its mean

6. Are you more attracted to your opposite or someone you have a lot in common with?
Someone I have a lot in common with……..well maybe my opposite

7. Is it inappropriate to date a friend's ex?
Depends on how long ago they broke up

8. What do you think the opposite sex notices first about you?
Glasses…..or at least that is what I’m told

9. Would you date a girl/guy who was taller/shorter than you?
Taller yes please…I have to say if a guy is 6’ to 6’3…I’m all over that………….shorter………nope

10. Have you ever entertained the idea of dating your best friend of the opposite sex (meaning someone you're really close to, not just a casual friend)?
Yes I have…………..but it was stupid
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1. Is every woman attracted to other women on some level?
Yes of course. Well more like the wow she is pretty …not wow I wan to sleep with her

2. Do women know within the first five minutes of meeting a man whether or not they could have a relationship with him?
Yes…..well maybe not a relationship but weather or not I’m going to sleep with him for sure. With in 5 min I know exactly what I want him to do to me and what I want to do to him………..but may be that is just me ......and again that never goes anywhere other than in my head...lol...sad hey

3. Does size matter?
Well considering most women get off more on oral sex I would say no its doesn’t really matter………..i heard somewhere that its like a lock and the key you figure out which is which...and there is only one key for every lock that really works perfectly....i hope to find one :P

4. Is intelligence more important than looks?
For me I need a little of both. You can be hot but if you don’t know what archaeology is the study off….it wont last…I’m not saying I wont have fun with you first…but it wont last

5. Is a sense of humor more important than looks?
Same need both

6. Have you ever faked it?
yes right now...

7. Can you fall in love more than once?
i guess so
8. Can a guy be friends with a hot girl without wanting anything more from her?
Well I would have to say no..but what if the guy is gay…..then yes

9. Is there such a thing as meaningless sex?
Yes don't see why not

10. Do clothes make the man (woman)?
Yes nothing sexier than a guy that dresses nice…mmm mmm mmm men in suits…yummy

11. Do guys or girls think more about sex?
Girls for sure

12. What body party part do you notice first on the opposite sex?
Shoulders….. forearms too!
13. Name the one element more important than any other to a lasting relationship.
Ummmmmmmm I would say Iron….but then I’m a loser……….sooooooooo honesty

14. Name the one element more important than any other to good sex.
Communication.

Okay this is all for now…I might post again later as requested by spanky